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Let's agree to disagree!
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Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?
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May I have your attention please... [neuralyzes a crowd] Okay. You know how your kid won the goldfish in that little baggy from the school fair, but you didn't want that nasty thing in your house so you told your kid it ran away but what you really did was flush it down the toilet? Well, this what happens. [points to an alien fish towed away] Okay, see what I'm talking about? Don't lie to your kids!
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No, I call ladies "O." To me O is feminine, K is masculine. Y'know, I see a couple, I'm like... OK.
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Okay! You know how you're on a airplane and the flight attendant asks you to turn your cell-phone off. And you're like, I ain't turning my cell-phone off, that don't have nothing to do with no damn airplane. Well, [Showing the crowd a crashed spaceship] this is what we get, that's what happens. It gets up there, bounces around on the satellites, then blam! Just turn your damn cell-phone off. Now you're gonna drive off a cliff tonight because your GPS don't work.
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We'll take it from here.
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[To Boris] 'You might wanna get a pedicure if you get a second.'