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May I have your attention please... [neuralyzes a crowd] Okay. You know how your kid won the goldfish in that little baggy from the school fair, but you didn't want that nasty thing in your house so you told your kid it ran away but what you really did was flush it down the toilet? Well, this what happens. [points to an alien fish towed away] Okay, see what I'm talking about? Don't lie to your kids!

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