(Doris the hat holding up sign saying "Watch out")
Voiced by Stephen J. Anderson 
Meet the Robinsons (2007) · 32 quotes
Meet the Robinsons (2007) · 32 quotes
Most-quoted character in Meet the Robinsons (2007): in 19 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Lewis (6), Wilbur (4), Dr. Krunklehorn (3)
[Title Card]
"Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. - Walt Disney"
More lines from Bowler Hat Guy
4 quotes Bowler Hat Guy (trying to read the sign)
W-w-aaa-ch o-uu-t (large box comes flying out of the building and hits him on the head)
O look, a mini-Doris! I didn't know you could do that! It's so cute!
Bowler Hat Guy I know! I'll turn him into a duck! Yes, yes, it's so evil! (pause) Wait...I don't know how to do that, and I...I don't really need a duck.
Bowler Hat Guy Shut up! And don't call me Goob! How many evil villians can top off a name like Goob? Blech!
Scenes with Bowler Hat Guy
14 scenes
Frankie
Mmmmm. That's a good buzz. (sees the mini-Doris) What the... (Is under control of Bowler Hat Guy.)
Bowler Hat Guy Ahhh, yes! You are now under my control!
Frankie
I am now under your control.
Bowler Hat Guy (Bowler Hat Guy laughs and Frankie does monotone laughing)
Stop laughing.
Frankie
Stop laughing.
Bowler Hat Guy Don't repeat everything I say!
Frankie
I won't repeat everything you say.
Bowler Hat Guy Excellent.
Frankie
Excellent.
Bowler Hat Guy Uuuuhhh. Did you just say excellent because I said excellent?
Frankie
Uuuuuuuuuhhhhh. No.
Bowler Hat Guy Excellent.
Frankie
Excellent.
Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts. (rimshot)
Bowler Hat Guy What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?!
Tiny the dinosaur
(in dinosaur language)
I have a big head, and little arms! I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
Tiny the dinosaur
[No respose]
Master?
I haven't slept in eight days!
Teacher
Well can I offer you a, uh, cot?
Nope! I've got the caffeine patch! I invented it myself. One patch is the equivalent to twelve cups of coffee. You can stay awake for days with no side effects! (screams loudly) Sorry.
(naming off the Robinsons)
...Fritz is married to Petunia... and is she...? (mimics puppet with hand)
Cranky? Yes.
(naming off the Robinsons)
...Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
Neither do we. Go on...
(Lewis is explaining his Memory Scanner to the judges)
Oh, wrap him up! I'll take two!
Mildred Poor Mr. Harrington...
I killed him?!
Mildred No, no! You didn't kill him. He's perfectly fine.
Tallulah
(Cousin Laszlo spraypaints Cousin Tallulah's hat.)
Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma!
Laszlo
Ah, lighten up, sis!
Tallulah
Lasz, I mean it!
Uncle Fritz
Children, please! Your mother's trying to take a nap!(Aunt Petunia, a puppet on Fritz's hand, comes swinging in)
Aunt Petunia
WHAT IS ALL THE YELLING OUT HERE?!
Tallulah and Laszlo
HE/SHE STARTED IT!
Aunt Petunia
I don't want to hear ANY MORE!
Uncle Fritz
Now, sweetie...(Petunia smacks Fritz)
Aunt Petunia
DON'T YOU SWEETIE ME! I'm going for a drive!(Aunt Petunia moves behind a wall. Car noises are heard.)
That's strange. She usually takes the Harley.
I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies!
Uncle Fritz
(The Robinsons are having dinner.)
Oh, hooray, Italian food!
Aunt Petunia
Huh! I wanted a sloppy joe!
Gaston
(The Meatball Fight)
And so it begins... Ready, aim, fire! (Fires a meatball from a miniature cannon)
(gasps)
Ha! Surely that is not the best you can do! (sound doesn't match her lips, like a poorly dubbed martial arts movie)
Gaston
(Fires more meatballs)
(Blocks them all, Karate style)
Gaston
Impressive, little sister. Your skills are strong, but not strong enough!
Your words do not threaten me, brother.
Gaston
Then enough words. Now the real battle begins. (Fires repeatedly)
Gaston
Then perhaps it's time for spicy Italian sausage!
No! (GASPS)
Gaston
(Fires the sausage)
YA! (Blocking the sausage, which rebounds back directly into Gaston. Everyone Cheers)
That's right. I did it.
My project didn't work because I'm no good! There is no Bowler Hat Guy, there is no time machine, and you're not from the future! You're crazy! (he starts walking when Wilbur blocks him)
Whoa ho! I am not crazy!
Oh yeah, Captain Time Travel? Prove it.
Uh...
Yeah; that's what I thought. (Wilbur thinks of something as Lewis walks off) I'll just go lock myself in my room and hide under the covers for a couple of years. (Wilbur slams the door shut just Lewis opens it)
If I prove to you I'm from the furture, will you go back to the Science Fair?
(sarcastically)
Yeah, sure; whatever you say. (Wilbur pushes Lewis from behind) Hey, what are we going? (Lewis looks where Wilbur pushes him) What are you doing? Let go of me!
Okay. (picks Lewis up and throws him down to the ally)
...Hey, you never know if one of your students will invent the next integrated circuit, or microprocessor, or integrated circuit--Oh, wait! I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bow tie? I like bowties. I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN EIGHT DAYS!
Mr. Willerstein
Well, can I get you a cot, or something?
Nope! I got the caffine patch. It's my invention. Each patch is the equivelent of twelve cups of coffee. [rolls up sleave to reveal arm covered in patches] You can stay awake for days with no side effects. AHHH! Sorry.
Pop quiz. Who've you met, and what have you learned?
Okay, Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?
Cranky? Yes.
Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dmitri are twins and I don't know who they're related to.
Neither do we. Go on.
Bud is married to Lucielle and Cornelius is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
Tom Selleck.
Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
You're forgetting something...
Forgetting...? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
And no one realized that you were from the past?
Nope.
Whew.
Thank you, thank you, hold your applause, thank you very much.