Lewis
(Wilbur flashes his "badge" at Lewis, but Lewis manages to snatch it from his hand)
This isn't a badge! This is a coupon to a tanning salon!
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Meet the Robinsons (2007): in 10 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Bowler Hat Guy (6), Wilbur (4), Grandpa Bud (2)
You just need to let go of the past...and keep moving forward.
More lines from Lewis
3 quotes
Lewis
(after Wilbur throws back the wad of paper with Lewis's Memory Scanner on it)
Hey, what are you doing up here? (Wilbur coos like a pigeon as Lewis angrily walks over to Wilbur's "hiding place"; drops the wad, Wilbur picks it up, places it Lewis's hand, and returns to his "hiding place") Would you quit that, please?! I know you're not a pigeon!
Lewis
Well, that was unexpected. [fruit hat gets put on his head] As was that.
Scenes with Lewis
6 scenes
Lewis
Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts. (rimshot)
Lewis
(naming off the Robinsons)
...Fritz is married to Petunia... and is she...? (mimics puppet with hand)
Cranky? Yes.
Lewis
(naming off the Robinsons)
...Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
Neither do we. Go on...
Mildred Poor Mr. Harrington...
Lewis
I killed him?!
Mildred No, no! You didn't kill him. He's perfectly fine.
Tallulah
(Cousin Laszlo spraypaints Cousin Tallulah's hat.)
Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma!
Laszlo
Ah, lighten up, sis!
Tallulah
Lasz, I mean it!
Uncle Fritz
Children, please! Your mother's trying to take a nap!(Aunt Petunia, a puppet on Fritz's hand, comes swinging in)
Aunt Petunia
WHAT IS ALL THE YELLING OUT HERE?!
Tallulah and Laszlo
HE/SHE STARTED IT!
Aunt Petunia
I don't want to hear ANY MORE!
Uncle Fritz
Now, sweetie...(Petunia smacks Fritz)
Aunt Petunia
DON'T YOU SWEETIE ME! I'm going for a drive!(Aunt Petunia moves behind a wall. Car noises are heard.)
That's strange. She usually takes the Harley.
Lewis
My project didn't work because I'm no good! There is no Bowler Hat Guy, there is no time machine, and you're not from the future! You're crazy! (he starts walking when Wilbur blocks him)
Whoa ho! I am not crazy!
Lewis
Oh yeah, Captain Time Travel? Prove it.
Uh...
Lewis
Yeah; that's what I thought. (Wilbur thinks of something as Lewis walks off) I'll just go lock myself in my room and hide under the covers for a couple of years. (Wilbur slams the door shut just Lewis opens it)
If I prove to you I'm from the furture, will you go back to the Science Fair?
Lewis
(sarcastically)
Yeah, sure; whatever you say. (Wilbur pushes Lewis from behind) Hey, what are we going? (Lewis looks where Wilbur pushes him) What are you doing? Let go of me!
Okay. (picks Lewis up and throws him down to the ally)
Pop quiz. Who've you met, and what have you learned?
Lewis
Okay, Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?
Cranky? Yes.
Lewis
Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dmitri are twins and I don't know who they're related to.
Neither do we. Go on.
Lewis
Bud is married to Lucielle and Cornelius is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
Tom Selleck.
Lewis
Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
You're forgetting something...
Lewis
Forgetting...? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
And no one realized that you were from the past?
Lewis
Nope.
Whew.
Lewis
Thank you, thank you, hold your applause, thank you very much.
