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Meet the Robinsons

Meet the Robinsons quotes

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Bowler Hat Guy

View Quote (The Meatball Fight) Gaston: And so it begins... Ready, aim, fire! (Fires a meatball from a miniature cannon)
Franny: (gasps) Ha! Surely that is not the best you can do! (sound doesn't match her lips, like a poorly dubbed martial arts movie)
Gaston: (Fires more meatballs)
Franny: (Blocks them all, Karate style)
Gaston: Impressive, little sister. Your skills are strong, but not strong enough!
Franny: Your words do not threaten me, brother.
Gaston: Then enough words. Now the real battle begins. (Fires repeatedly)
Franny: (After blocking them all, again) Your meatballs are useless against me.
Gaston: Then perhaps it's time for spicy Italian sausage!
Franny: No! (GASPS)
Gaston: (Fires the sausage)
Franny: YA! (Blocking the sausage, which rebounds back directly into Gaston. Everyone Cheers)
Franny: That's right. I did it.
View Quote (The Robinsons are having dinner.) Uncle Fritz: Oh, hooray, Italian food!
Aunt Petunia: Huh! I wanted a sloppy joe!
View Quote Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?!
Tiny the dinosaur: (in dinosaur language) I have a big head, and little arms! I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
[No respose]
Tiny the dinosaur: Master?
View Quote Dr. Krunklehorn: ...Hey, you never know if one of your students will invent the next integrated circuit, or microprocessor, or integrated circuit--Oh, wait! I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bow tie? I like bowties. I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN EIGHT DAYS!
Mr. Willerstein: Well, can I get you a cot, or something?
Dr. Krunklehorn: Nope! I got the caffine patch. It's my invention. Each patch is the equivelent of twelve cups of coffee. [rolls up sleave to reveal arm covered in patches] You can stay awake for days with no side effects. AHHH! Sorry.
View Quote Dr. Krunklehorn: I haven't slept in eight days!
Teacher: Well can I offer you a, uh, cot?
Dr. Krunklehorn: Nope! I've got the caffeine patch! I invented it myself. One patch is the equivalent to twelve cups of coffee. You can stay awake for days with no side effects! (screams loudly) Sorry.
View Quote Frankie: Mmmmm. That's a good buzz. (sees the mini-Doris) What the... (Is under control of Bowler Hat Guy.)
Bowler Hat Guy: Ahhh, yes! You are now under my control!
Frankie: I am now under your control.
(Bowler Hat Guy laughs and Frankie does monotone laughing) Bowler Hat Guy: Stop laughing.
Frankie: Stop laughing.
Bowler Hat Guy: Don't repeat everything I say!
Frankie: I won't repeat everything you say.
Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent.
Frankie: Excellent.
Bowler Hat Guy: Uuuuhhh. Did you just say excellent because I said excellent?
Frankie: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhh. No.
Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent.
Frankie: Excellent.
View Quote Grandpa Bud: I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies!
(He opens a door to see Lucille disco dancing)
Grandpa Bud: Bake them cookies, Lucille!
View Quote Lewis: (naming off the Robinsons)...Fritz is married to Petunia... and is she...? (mimics puppet with hand)
Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.
View Quote Lewis: (naming off the Robinsons)...Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on...
View Quote Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts. (rimshot)
View Quote Lewis: My project didn't work because I'm no good! There is no Bowler Hat Guy, there is no time machine, and you're not from the future! You're crazy! (he starts walking when Wilbur blocks him)
Wilbur: Whoa ho! I am not crazy!
Lewis: Oh yeah, Captain Time Travel? Prove it.
Wilbur: Uh...
Lewis: Yeah; that's what I thought. (Wilbur thinks of something as Lewis walks off) I'll just go lock myself in my room and hide under the covers for a couple of years. (Wilbur slams the door shut just Lewis opens it)
Wilbur: If I prove to you I'm from the furture, will you go back to the Science Fair?
Lewis: (sarcastically) Yeah, sure; whatever you say. (Wilbur pushes Lewis from behind) Hey, what are we going? (Lewis looks where Wilbur pushes him) What are you doing? Let go of me!
Wilbur: Okay. (picks Lewis up and throws him down to the ally)
View Quote Mildred: Poor Mr. Harrington...
Lewis: I killed him?!
Mildred: No, no! You didn't kill him. He's perfectly fine.

(Cousin Laszlo spraypaints Cousin Tallulah's hat.) Tallulah: Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma!
Laszlo: Ah, lighten up, sis!
Tallulah: Lasz, I mean it!
Uncle Fritz: Children, please! Your mother's trying to take a nap!(Aunt Petunia, a puppet on Fritz's hand, comes swinging in)
Tallulah and Laszlo: HE/SHE STARTED IT!
Aunt Petunia: I don't want to hear ANY MORE!
Uncle Fritz: Now, sweetie...(Petunia smacks Fritz)
Aunt Petunia: DON'T YOU SWEETIE ME! I'm going for a drive!(Aunt Petunia moves behind a wall. Car noises are heard.)
Grandpa Bud: That's strange. She usually takes the Harley.
View Quote Wilbur: Pop quiz. Who've you met, and what have you learned?
Lewis: Okay, Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?
Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.
Lewis: Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dmitri are twins and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.
Lewis: Bud is married to Lucielle and Cornelius is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: Tom Selleck.
Lewis: Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
Wilbur: You're forgetting something...
Lewis: Forgetting...? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
Wilbur: And no one realized that you were from the past?
Lewis: Nope.
Wilbur: Whew.
Lewis: Thank you, thank you, hold your applause, thank you very much.
View Quote [Title Card]
"Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. - Walt Disney"
View Quote (Lewis is explaining his Memory Scanner to the judges)
Dr. Krunklehorn: Oh, wrap him up! I'll take two!