Mildred
Poor Mr. Harrington...
Lewis
I killed him?!
Mildred
No, no! You didn't kill him. He's perfectly fine.
Tallulah
(Cousin Laszlo spraypaints Cousin Tallulah's hat.)
Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma!
Laszlo
Ah, lighten up, sis!
Tallulah
Lasz, I mean it!
Uncle Fritz
Children, please! Your mother's trying to take a nap!(Aunt Petunia, a puppet on Fritz's hand, comes swinging in)
Aunt Petunia
WHAT IS ALL THE YELLING OUT HERE?!
Tallulah and Laszlo
HE/SHE STARTED IT!
Aunt Petunia
I don't want to hear ANY MORE!
Uncle Fritz
Now, sweetie...(Petunia smacks Fritz)
Aunt Petunia
DON'T YOU SWEETIE ME! I'm going for a drive!(Aunt Petunia moves behind a wall. Car noises are heard.)
Grandpa Bud
That's strange. She usually takes the Harley.
