Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts. (rimshot)
Meet the Robinsons (2007) · 32 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Meet the Robinsons (2007): in 3 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Bowler Hat Guy (3), Lewis (2)
Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts. (rimshot)
Poor Mr. Harrington...
I killed him?!
No, no! You didn't kill him. He's perfectly fine.
Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma!
Ah, lighten up, sis!
Lasz, I mean it!
Children, please! Your mother's trying to take a nap!(Aunt Petunia, a puppet on Fritz's hand, comes swinging in)
WHAT IS ALL THE YELLING OUT HERE?!
HE/SHE STARTED IT!
I don't want to hear ANY MORE!
Now, sweetie...(Petunia smacks Fritz)
DON'T YOU SWEETIE ME! I'm going for a drive!(Aunt Petunia moves behind a wall. Car noises are heard.)
That's strange. She usually takes the Harley.
I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies!
Bake them cookies, Lucille!