Dr. Krunklehorn
I haven't slept in eight days!
Well can I offer you a, uh, cot?
Dr. Krunklehorn
Nope! I've got the caffeine patch! I invented it myself. One patch is the equivalent to twelve cups of coffee. You can stay awake for days with no side effects! (screams loudly) Sorry.
Dr. Krunklehorn
Oh, wrap him up! I'll take two!
Dr. Krunklehorn
...Hey, you never know if one of your students will invent the next integrated circuit, or microprocessor, or integrated circuit--Oh, wait! I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bow tie? I like bowties. I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN EIGHT DAYS!
Well, can I get you a cot, or something?
Dr. Krunklehorn
Nope! I got the caffine patch. It's my invention. Each patch is the equivelent of twelve cups of coffee. [rolls up sleave to reveal arm covered in patches] You can stay awake for days with no side effects. AHHH! Sorry.
