Wilbur Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat.
Voiced by Wesley Singerman 
Meet the Robinsons (2007) · 32 quotes
Meet the Robinsons (2007) · 32 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Meet the Robinsons (2007): in 10 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Bowler Hat Guy (4), Lewis (4)
I am so dead! I'm not allowed to even look at this thing, let alone drive it! Mom and Dad are going to kill me! And I can tell you this: It will not be done with mercy!
More lines from Wilbur
5 quotes Wilbur Wilbur I never thought my dad...would be my best friend.
Wilbur (while looking for Lewis under the door with the chair on top)
Lewis?
Wilbur (while looking for Lewis in the toilet)
Lewis?!
Wilbur My parents will kill me and dance on my grave! I'm not exaggerating! Well... I am, but that's not the point!
Scenes with Wilbur
4 scenes(naming off the Robinsons)
...Fritz is married to Petunia... and is she...? (mimics puppet with hand)
Wilbur Cranky? Yes.
(naming off the Robinsons)
...Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur Neither do we. Go on...
My project didn't work because I'm no good! There is no Bowler Hat Guy, there is no time machine, and you're not from the future! You're crazy! (he starts walking when Wilbur blocks him)
Wilbur Whoa ho! I am not crazy!
Oh yeah, Captain Time Travel? Prove it.
Wilbur Uh...
Yeah; that's what I thought. (Wilbur thinks of something as Lewis walks off) I'll just go lock myself in my room and hide under the covers for a couple of years. (Wilbur slams the door shut just Lewis opens it)
Wilbur If I prove to you I'm from the furture, will you go back to the Science Fair?
(sarcastically)
Yeah, sure; whatever you say. (Wilbur pushes Lewis from behind) Hey, what are we going? (Lewis looks where Wilbur pushes him) What are you doing? Let go of me!
Wilbur Okay. (picks Lewis up and throws him down to the ally)
Wilbur Pop quiz. Who've you met, and what have you learned?
Okay, Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?
Wilbur Cranky? Yes.
Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dmitri are twins and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur Neither do we. Go on.
Bud is married to Lucielle and Cornelius is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur Tom Selleck.
Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
Wilbur You're forgetting something...
Forgetting...? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
Wilbur And no one realized that you were from the past?
Nope.
Wilbur Whew.
Thank you, thank you, hold your applause, thank you very much.
