Pop quiz. Who've you met, and what have you learned?

Okay, Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?

Cranky? Yes.

Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dmitri are twins and I don't know who they're related to.

Neither do we. Go on.

Bud is married to Lucielle and Cornelius is their son. What does Cornelius look like?

Tom Selleck.

Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny and her brothers are Gaston and Art.

You're forgetting something...

Forgetting...? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.

And no one realized that you were from the past?

Nope.

Whew.

Thank you, thank you, hold your applause, thank you very much.