Bowler Hat Guy W-w-aaa-ch o-uu-t (large box comes flying out of the building and hits him on the head)
O look, a mini-Doris! I didn't know you could do that! It's so cute! Bowler Hat Guy I know! I'll turn him into a duck! Yes, yes, it's so evil! (pause) Wait...I don't know how to do that, and I...I don't really need a duck. Bowler Hat Guy Shut up! And don't call me Goob! How many evil villians can top off a name like Goob? Blech!