Announcer
[first lines of the film]
Ladies and gentlemen. Your attention please. Welcome to the newest, the greatest, the most spectacular in entertainment history. Put your hands together for the fabulous Feebles variety hour.
Trevor
Brian Sergent · 13 quotes
Bletch
Peter Vere-Jones · 12 quotes
Robert
Mark Hadlow · 7 quotes
Heidi
Danny Mulheron · 6 quotes
Vietnamese gophers
5 quotes
Lucille
4 quotes
Sebastian
Stuart Devenie · 4 quotes
Arthur
3 quotes
Educator gopher
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Bletch & Trevor (6), Trevor & Robert (4), Robert & Lucille (4)
Meet the Feebles quotes
Page 3 of 3[last lines of the film]
Miss Heidi. I know you're a real star and all that. But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to dub you in.
Could you do one last thing, Arthur?
Anything, Heidi.
Play "The Garden of Love".
Eat lead you man-stealing slut!
Shit! I was just about to pop my cookies!