Soldier gopher
Bỏ vũ khí xuống và giơ tay lên những con chó chạy theo chủ nghĩa xét lại. ("Drop your weapons and put your hands up revisionist running dogs.")
Trevor
Brian Sergent · 13 quotes
Bletch
Peter Vere-Jones · 12 quotes
Robert
Mark Hadlow · 7 quotes
Heidi
Danny Mulheron · 6 quotes
Vietnamese gophers
5 quotes
Lucille
4 quotes
Sebastian
Stuart Devenie · 4 quotes
Arthur
3 quotes
Educator gopher
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Bletch & Trevor (6), Trevor & Robert (4), Robert & Lucille (4)
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Soldier gopher
Chúng ta không được để những điều nhỏ nhặt khát vọng tư sản nhuốm màu sư phạm xã hội chủ nghĩa. Cải cách là kẻ thù của cuộc cách mạng. ("We must not let petty bourgeois aspirations taint socialist pedagogy. Reform is the enemy of revolution.")
What are you doing here, pincushion?
I was just watching the chowus.
Hey, you're that new boy here, aren't you?
Yes, I am. I just stawted today. I'm Wobewt.
You may be Wobewt to your friends, but you're fly shit to me! Piss off!
Yes siw.
Goddamn prickleback! That Lucille's got a cute tushie. I wouldn't mind giving her a poke with the old pork sword.
Wynard
Trevor, please, I need it, man. I need it.
I told you before, it's coming.
Wynard
Yeah, but... I got the shakes something bad. If I don't get a fix, I won't be able to perform.
Listen, it'll be here, alright? Stop bothering me.
Wynard
I can pay for it.
Thanks froggy. this'll just about cover what you owe me.
Wynard
But that's all I've got!
Well, you'd better find another fifty bucks before six.
Wynard
But that's all I've got!
Barry One o'clock sharp. It's all arranged.
How's your handicap? Barry.
Barry She's at home, baking a cake, boss.
[Bletch and Barry laugh]
[last lines of the film]
Miss Heidi. I know you're a real star and all that. But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to dob you in.
Could you do one last thing, Arthur?
Anything, Heidi.
Play "The Garden of Love".
♪ On a magic night ♪
♪ When the way you feel ♪
♪ Is a mystery ♪
♪ It will be revealed ♪
♪ Could be an angel ♪
♪ From up above ♪
♪ With a flower from a garden ♪
♪ A garden of love ♪
♪ Garden of love ♪
Barry the Bulldog She's at home boss. Baking a cake.
[Bletch and his henchman laugh]
Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?
Sure, boss. It's the next big fad.
Have you thought of a name for it, yet?
I was thinking along the lines of... "Dennis does Daisy".
No. That's lousy.
How about... "Anal Antics"?
"Anal Antics"... yes. It will appeal to the intellectuals. Do you think it will do as well as our last release and win the Hooker Prize?
Cedric
This is a lovely golf course, I'm tempted to join the club meself.
No chance of that I'm afraid, Cedric.
Cedric
You mean they discriminate against Scots?
No, they just don't want assholes in the clubhouse.
I thought you were nice.
I am nice.
No your not, you're loose! And you drink!
No...
You're nothing but a loose lush Lucille and I never want to see you again!
I'm Robert.
You may be Robert to your friends but you're fly shit to me! Piss off!
♪ Don't worry if you feel ashamed ♪
♪ It's been around for years ♪
♪ And thousands more that can't be named ♪
♪ Are interested in rears ♪
♪ Don't worry about hell ♪
♪ No harm will come to your soul ♪
♪ We're not a Pentecostal ♪
♪ And everybody's got an asshole ♪
♪ SODOMY!!! ♪
Trevor...?
Yeah, boss?
I want that fudge packer eliminated!
Heidi! You've been overeating again haven't you!
Uh, no I haven't.
Then explain to me why there is black forest cherry cake in your cleavage!
All right, you fat slag! Move your ass!
How dare you speak to me like that! You horrible, spiteful little rat!
I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer!
That's it, I've had enough! I am going straight to Bletch!
Didn't you notice you were sitting on his face!
Madame Udder
Well, it was a bit uncomfortable but I thought it was my hemorrhoids.