I thought you were nice.
Lucille
I am nice.
No your not, you're loose! And you drink!
Lucille
No...
You're nothing but a loose lush Lucille and I never want to see you again!
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Meet the Feebles (1989): in 4 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Robert (4)
Scenes with Lucille
4 scenesHere! You stuck it in the wrong way round!
I'm sorry. I didn't know worms had nerves.
Evew since the nightmawe of Vietnam, he's been a hopewess dwug addict. It made me weawize just how wucky I am.
Lucille
How lucky we both are! I'm so glad we decided to get engaged.
Good wuck fow tonight, Wucy.
Lucille
Are you nervous?
Just a bit.
Lucille
Me too.
Actuawwy, I'm tewwibwy newvous. This is my fiwst show.
Lucille
You'll be wonderful. I know you will.
I hope I'm not interrupting.
Lucille
I was just dressing for the show.
So I see.
Lucille
What do you want?
Oh, a moment of your time. We've got something to celebrate.
Lucille
What's that?
Your new career. Lucille, I'm gonna put you in the movies.
Lucille
Movies!
I've been watching you for some time. You've got that indefinable something. Star quality!
Lucille
That's my real ambition, to be in films!
I've got a meaty part for you.
Lucille
Will I have to audition?
That's what I'm here for.
Lucille
I feel woozy.
Here, let me loosen your clothes. What beautiful white fur you've got, my dear.
Wuciwwe, you weft this in my woom...
Take a hike! Can't you see that we're busy?
Wuciwwe!
Oh, Jesus!
Lucille
Robert?
You've been dwinking!
It's OK. I've finished with her anyway. Oh, go for your life, kid. She's a real good ride.
How couwd you do this?
Lucille
Robert!
Wuciwwe, how couwd you?
Lucille
No! Robert! Wait!
Lucille
Robert, we have to talk.
We have nothing to say to each othew.
Lucille
I want to tell you what happened.
I thought you wewe nice.
Lucille
I am nice.
No, you'we not. You'we woose! And you dwink!
Lucille
No!
You'we nothing but a woose wush, Wuciwwe, and I nevew want to see you again!
I don't cawe what you've done, Wuciwwe. I wove you so vewy vewy much, and I want you to mawwy me.
Lucille
Oh, Robert, I love you too! I was never unfaithful, it was Trevor. He drugged my drink and tried to ravish me.
The diwty wat!
