Bletch [last words before his death]
Oh, shit!
Voiced by Peter Vere-Jones 
Meet the Feebles (1989) · 35 quotes
Meet the Feebles (1989) · 35 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Meet the Feebles (1989): in 12 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Trevor (6), Sebastian (2)
Shit! I was just about to pop my cookies!
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10 scenes Bletch Have you thought of a name for it, yet?
I was thinking along the lines of... "Dennis does Daisy".
Bletch No. That's lousy.
How about... "Anal Antics"?
Bletch "Anal Antics"... yes. It will appeal to the intellectuals. Do you think it will do as well as our last release and win the Hooker Prize?
Bletch Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?
Sure, boss. It's the next big fad.
Bletch [heading to the golf course]
Hey Barry, how's your handicap?
Barry the Bulldog She's at home boss. Baking a cake.
[Bletch and his henchman laugh]
Cedric
This is a lovely golf course, I'm tempted to join the club meself.
Bletch No chance of that I'm afraid, Cedric.
Cedric
You mean they discriminate against Scots?
Bletch No, they just don't want assholes in the clubhouse.
♪ Don't worry if you feel ashamed ♪
♪ It's been around for years ♪
♪ And thousands more that can't be named ♪
♪ Are interested in rears ♪
♪ Don't worry about hell ♪
♪ No harm will come to your soul ♪
♪ We're not a Pentecostal ♪
♪ And everybody's got an asshole ♪
♪ SODOMY!!! ♪
Bletch Trevor...?
Yeah, boss?
Bletch I want that fudge packer eliminated!
Bletch [heading to the golf course]
When are we due on the course?
Barry One o'clock sharp. It's all arranged.
Bletch How's your handicap? Barry.
Barry She's at home, baking a cake, boss.
[Bletch and Barry laugh]
Barry Good shot, boss!
Bletch Your shot, Cedric!
Cedric
I thought I told you. to wipe my clubs. Take that you bastard!
Bletch Shit!
Cedric
I'm on form today! It's a lovely course. I'm tempted to join the club myself.
Bletch No chance of that I'm afraid, Cedric.
Cedric
You mean they discriminate against Scots?
Bletch No, we just don't like assholes in the clubhouse.
Bletch Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?
Sure, boss. It's the latest fad.
Bletch You got a title?
I thought... "Dennis does Daisy".
Bletch Nah. That's lousy.
Well, how about... "Anal Antics"?
Bletch "Anal Antics"... Not bad. It has a certain ring to it. It will appeal to the intellectuals. Do you think it will do as well as our last release and win us the Hooker Prize? You know, I'm worried about Madame Bovine. We've lost money on her last two pictures.
You want her replaced, boss?
Bletch I think the public are tired of big udders. Find someone young and petite.
Sure thing, boss.
F. W.
Kill me if you want to, Harry. It's too late. It won't make any difference. The story's already gone to press.
Harry
You overgrown maggot! You're bluffing!
F. W.
Am I, Harry?
Newspaper Mouse
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Famous Feeble has death row sex disease!
F. W.
Congratulations, you're front-page news.
Newspaper Mouse
Extra, extra! Read all about it! Extra! Extra, extra! Sex disease strikes Feeble fraternity. Thank you, ma'am. Extra, extra! Sex disease... Thank you, sir.
Bletch Jesus Christ! Do you know anything about this, Trevor?
Not a thing, boss.
Bletch Why couldn't that goddamn bed-hopping bunny keep his member to himself? Who wrote this crap?
I got a good idea, boss.
Bletch Find him!
Bletch He wouldn't dare! Oh, Christ, he's not!
Oh, yes, he is, boss.
♪ Sodomy! ♪
♪ You must think it very odd of me ♪
♪ But I enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ You might call the wrath of God on me ♪
♪ But if you tried it then you might agree ♪
♪ That you enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ Don't worry if you feel ashamed ♪
♪ It's been around for years ♪
Chorus
♪ I-Yi-Yi-Yi-Yi ♪
♪ Thousands more than can be named ♪
♪ Are interested in rears ♪
♪ Don't worry about hell ♪
Chorus
♪ Oooooooh ♪
♪ No harm will come to your soul ♪
Chorus
♪ Oooooooh ♪
♪ We're not all Pentacostal ♪
♪ But everybody's got an arsehole ♪
♪ Let me tell ya' 'bout sodomy ♪
Chorus
♪ Sodomy ♪
♪ You must think it very odd of me ♪
Chorus
♪ Odd of Me ♪
♪ But I enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
Chorus
♪ Sodomy ♪
♪ You might call the wrath of God on me ♪
♪ But if you tried it then you might agree ♪
♪ That you enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ It might just improve your sex ♪
♪ It's a hard act to follow ♪
Chorus
♪ Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum ♪
♪ The fact that fundamentalists ♪
♪ Find difficult to swallow ♪
♪ So join me as I sing ♪
Chorus
♪ Bum Bum ♪
♪ Of an activity that's fun ♪
Chorus
♪ Bum Bum ♪
♪ Open up your ring ♪
♪ And try it front to bum ♪
♪ Bum-bum ♪
♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪
♪ Sodomy! ♪
♪ You must think it very odd of me ♪
♪ But I enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ You might call the wrath of God on me ♪
♪ But if you tried it then you might agree ♪
♪ That you enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ Sodomy ♪
♪ SODOMY!!! ♪
Bletch Trevor...?
Yeah, boss?
Bletch I want that fudge packer eliminated!
