He wouldn't dare! Oh, Christ, he's not!

Oh, yes, he is, boss.

♪ Sodomy! ♪
♪ You must think it very odd of me ♪
♪ But I enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ You might call the wrath of God on me ♪
♪ But if you tried it then you might agree ♪
♪ That you enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ Don't worry if you feel ashamed ♪
♪ It's been around for years ♪

♪ I-Yi-Yi-Yi-Yi ♪

♪ Thousands more than can be named ♪
♪ Are interested in rears ♪
♪ Don't worry about hell ♪

♪ Oooooooh ♪

♪ No harm will come to your soul ♪

♪ Oooooooh ♪

♪ We're not all Pentacostal ♪
♪ But everybody's got an arsehole ♪
♪ Let me tell ya' 'bout sodomy ♪

♪ Sodomy ♪

♪ You must think it very odd of me ♪

♪ Odd of Me ♪

♪ But I enjoy the act of sodomy ♪

♪ Sodomy ♪

♪ You might call the wrath of God on me ♪
♪ But if you tried it then you might agree ♪
♪ That you enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ It might just improve your sex ♪
♪ It's a hard act to follow ♪

♪ Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum ♪

♪ The fact that fundamentalists ♪
♪ Find difficult to swallow ♪
♪ So join me as I sing ♪

♪ Bum Bum ♪

♪ Of an activity that's fun ♪

♪ Bum Bum ♪

♪ Open up your ring ♪
♪ And try it front to bum ♪
♪ Bum-bum ♪
♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪
♪ Sodomy! ♪
♪ You must think it very odd of me ♪
♪ But I enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ You might call the wrath of God on me ♪
♪ But if you tried it then you might agree ♪
♪ That you enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ Sodomy ♪
♪ SODOMY!!! ♪

Trevor...?

Yeah, boss?

I want that fudge packer eliminated!