“Ladies and gentlemen. Your attention please. Welcome to the newest...” – Announcer, Meet the Feebles ... Movie Quotes Database

Announcer

[first lines of the film]

Ladies and gentlemen. Your attention please. Welcome to the newest, the greatest, the most spectacular in entertainment history. Put your hands together for the fabulous Feebles variety hour.

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