Abi
Please do not interrupt me, I am traveling on the astral plane.
Trevor
Brian Sergent · 13 quotes
Bletch
Peter Vere-Jones · 12 quotes
Robert
Mark Hadlow · 7 quotes
Heidi
Danny Mulheron · 6 quotes
Vietnamese gophers
5 quotes
Lucille
4 quotes
Sebastian
Stuart Devenie · 4 quotes
Arthur
3 quotes
Educator gopher
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Bletch & Trevor (6), Trevor & Robert (4), Robert & Lucille (4)
Meet the Feebles quotes
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Guppy
Is something the matter, Mr. Bletch?
I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer.
Here! You stuck it in the wrong way round!
I'm sorry. I didn't know worms had nerves.
Evew since the nightmawe of Vietnam, he's been a hopewess dwug addict. It made me weawize just how wucky I am.
How lucky we both are! I'm so glad we decided to get engaged.
Good wuck fow tonight, Wucy.
Are you nervous?
Just a bit.
Me too.
Actuawwy, I'm tewwibwy newvous. This is my fiwst show.
You'll be wonderful. I know you will.
I hope I'm not interrupting.
I was just dressing for the show.
So I see.
What do you want?
Oh, a moment of your time. We've got something to celebrate.
What's that?
Your new career. Lucille, I'm gonna put you in the movies.
Movies!
I've been watching you for some time. You've got that indefinable something. Star quality!
That's my real ambition, to be in films!
I've got a meaty part for you.
Will I have to audition?
That's what I'm here for.
I feel woozy.
Here, let me loosen your clothes. What beautiful white fur you've got, my dear.
Wuciwwe, you weft this in my woom...
Take a hike! Can't you see that we're busy?
Wuciwwe!
Oh, Jesus!
Robert?
You've been dwinking!
It's OK. I've finished with her anyway. Oh, go for your life, kid. She's a real good ride.
How couwd you do this?
Robert!
Wuciwwe, how couwd you?
No! Robert! Wait!
Barry Good shot, boss!
Your shot, Cedric!
Cedric
I thought I told you. to wipe my clubs. Take that you bastard!
Shit!
Cedric
I'm on form today! It's a lovely course. I'm tempted to join the club myself.
No chance of that I'm afraid, Cedric.
Cedric
You mean they discriminate against Scots?
No, we just don't like assholes in the clubhouse.
Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?
Sure, boss. It's the latest fad.
You got a title?
I thought... "Dennis does Daisy".
Nah. That's lousy.
Well, how about... "Anal Antics"?
"Anal Antics"... Not bad. It has a certain ring to it. It will appeal to the intellectuals. Do you think it will do as well as our last release and win us the Hooker Prize? You know, I'm worried about Madame Bovine. We've lost money on her last two pictures.
You want her replaced, boss?
I think the public are tired of big udders. Find someone young and petite.
Sure thing, boss.
He wouldn't dare! Oh, Christ, he's not!
Oh, yes, he is, boss.
♪ Sodomy! ♪
♪ You must think it very odd of me ♪
♪ But I enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ You might call the wrath of God on me ♪
♪ But if you tried it then you might agree ♪
♪ That you enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ Don't worry if you feel ashamed ♪
♪ It's been around for years ♪
Chorus
♪ I-Yi-Yi-Yi-Yi ♪
♪ Thousands more than can be named ♪
♪ Are interested in rears ♪
♪ Don't worry about hell ♪
Chorus
♪ Oooooooh ♪
♪ No harm will come to your soul ♪
Chorus
♪ Oooooooh ♪
♪ We're not all Pentacostal ♪
♪ But everybody's got an arsehole ♪
♪ Let me tell ya' 'bout sodomy ♪
Chorus
♪ Sodomy ♪
♪ You must think it very odd of me ♪
Chorus
♪ Odd of Me ♪
♪ But I enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
Chorus
♪ Sodomy ♪
♪ You might call the wrath of God on me ♪
♪ But if you tried it then you might agree ♪
♪ That you enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ It might just improve your sex ♪
♪ It's a hard act to follow ♪
Chorus
♪ Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum ♪
♪ The fact that fundamentalists ♪
♪ Find difficult to swallow ♪
♪ So join me as I sing ♪
Chorus
♪ Bum Bum ♪
♪ Of an activity that's fun ♪
Chorus
♪ Bum Bum ♪
♪ Open up your ring ♪
♪ And try it front to bum ♪
♪ Bum-bum ♪
♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪
♪ Sodomy! ♪
♪ You must think it very odd of me ♪
♪ But I enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ You might call the wrath of God on me ♪
♪ But if you tried it then you might agree ♪
♪ That you enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ Sodomy ♪
♪ SODOMY!!! ♪
Trevor...?
Yeah, boss?
I want that fudge packer eliminated!
(pointing Chuck, Wynyard, and Jim to a blackboard that says "Lyndon Johnson is very bad egg")
You... read... You... read.
Tôi vẫn nói rằng doanh nghiệp tư nhân là chấp nhận được ở cấp làng cung cấp nó được kiểm soát chặt chẽ bởi bên. ("I still say that private enterprise is acceptable at a village level, providing it is strictly controlled by the party.")
Thời gian học lại cho bọn đế quốc phát xít. ("Re-education time for fascist imperialists.")
F. W.
Kill me if you want to, Harry. It's too late. It won't make any difference. The story's already gone to press.
Harry
You overgrown maggot! You're bluffing!
F. W.
Am I, Harry?
Newspaper Mouse
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Famous Feeble has death row sex disease!
F. W.
Congratulations, you're front-page news.
Newspaper Mouse
Extra, extra! Read all about it! Extra! Extra, extra! Sex disease strikes Feeble fraternity. Thank you, ma'am. Extra, extra! Sex disease... Thank you, sir.
Jesus Christ! Do you know anything about this, Trevor?
Not a thing, boss.
Why couldn't that goddamn bed-hopping bunny keep his member to himself? Who wrote this crap?
I got a good idea, boss.
Find him!
It wasn't my fault.
You've been overeating again!
Uh, no, I haven't.
There is Black Forest cherry cake in your cleavage!
Ooh! How did that get there?
You know what chocolate does to your system.
It was only a small wedge.
Your contract specifically states you are forbidden to eat gateaux on the day of a performance.
I was depressed.
You're depressed? We're going out live in three hours, for God's sake!
Don't speak to me like that! You don't understand! None of you understand! Bletch! Bletch!
Suddenly, I feel very, very old.
Robert, we have to talk.
We have nothing to say to each othew.
I want to tell you what happened.
I thought you wewe nice.
I am nice.
No, you'we not. You'we woose! And you dwink!
No!
You'we nothing but a woose wush, Wuciwwe, and I nevew want to see you again!
Madame Udder
Oh, no! No, no. No, help, somebody! No, no!
Masked Masochist
Take that, you bitch!
Madame Udder
I beg you, please, no, stop it!
Masked Masochist
Call me "Sir", slut!
Madame Udder
Ow!
Weave hew awone! You wottew! Awe you aww wight, madam?
Cut!
Madame Udder
Jesus Christ!
You have a nasty habit of sticking your nose in where it's not wanted.
I'm sowwy.
You ruined my take, kid. I never do two takes!
I didn't know it was a fiwm.
Madame Udder
Hurry it up, I'm freezing!
I'm sowwy for intewwupting. I won't distuwb you any wongew.
We'll skip the whipping. Let's move on to the blowjob. Where's the Masked Masochist? Oh, Christ, that's all I need! He's carked! Didn't you realize you were sitting on his face?
Madame Udder
I felt a bit uncomfortable, but I thought it was my hemorrhoids.
What the hell? Maybe I can sell it as a snuff movie.
Madame Udder
Well, you'll have to find a substitute. I don't do self abuse.
No worries, Daisy. I know just the guy.
I don't cawe what you've done, Wuciwwe. I wove you so vewy vewy much, and I want you to mawwy me.
Oh, Robert, I love you too! I was never unfaithful, it was Trevor. He drugged my drink and tried to ravish me.
The diwty wat!