Sebastian Heidi! You've been overeating again haven't you!
Uh, no I haven't.
Sebastian Then explain to me why there is black forest cherry cake in your cleavage!
Voiced by Stuart Devenie 
Meet the Feebles (1989) · 35 quotes
Meet the Feebles (1989) · 35 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Meet the Feebles (1989): in 4 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Trevor (2), Bletch (2), Heidi (2)
Scenes with Sebastian
4 scenes Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian ♪ Don't worry if you feel ashamed ♪
♪ It's been around for years ♪
♪ And thousands more that can't be named ♪
♪ Are interested in rears ♪
♪ Don't worry about hell ♪
♪ No harm will come to your soul ♪
♪ We're not a Pentecostal ♪
♪ And everybody's got an asshole ♪
♪ SODOMY!!! ♪
Trevor...?
Yeah, boss?
I want that fudge packer eliminated!
It wasn't my fault.
Sebastian You've been overeating again!
Uh, no, I haven't.
Sebastian There is Black Forest cherry cake in your cleavage!
Ooh! How did that get there?
Sebastian You know what chocolate does to your system.
It was only a small wedge.
Sebastian Your contract specifically states you are forbidden to eat gateaux on the day of a performance.
I was depressed.
Sebastian You're depressed? We're going out live in three hours, for God's sake!
Don't speak to me like that! You don't understand! None of you understand! Bletch! Bletch!
Sebastian Suddenly, I feel very, very old.
He wouldn't dare! Oh, Christ, he's not!
Oh, yes, he is, boss.
Sebastian ♪ Sodomy! ♪
♪ You must think it very odd of me ♪
♪ But I enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ You might call the wrath of God on me ♪
♪ But if you tried it then you might agree ♪
♪ That you enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ Don't worry if you feel ashamed ♪
♪ It's been around for years ♪
Chorus
♪ I-Yi-Yi-Yi-Yi ♪
Sebastian ♪ Thousands more than can be named ♪
♪ Are interested in rears ♪
♪ Don't worry about hell ♪
Chorus
♪ Oooooooh ♪
Sebastian ♪ No harm will come to your soul ♪
Chorus
♪ Oooooooh ♪
Sebastian ♪ We're not all Pentacostal ♪
♪ But everybody's got an arsehole ♪
♪ Let me tell ya' 'bout sodomy ♪
Chorus
♪ Sodomy ♪
Sebastian ♪ You must think it very odd of me ♪
Chorus
♪ Odd of Me ♪
Sebastian ♪ But I enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
Chorus
♪ Sodomy ♪
Sebastian ♪ You might call the wrath of God on me ♪
♪ But if you tried it then you might agree ♪
♪ That you enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ It might just improve your sex ♪
♪ It's a hard act to follow ♪
Chorus
♪ Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum ♪
Sebastian ♪ The fact that fundamentalists ♪
♪ Find difficult to swallow ♪
♪ So join me as I sing ♪
Chorus
♪ Bum Bum ♪
Sebastian ♪ Of an activity that's fun ♪
Chorus
♪ Bum Bum ♪
Sebastian ♪ Open up your ring ♪
♪ And try it front to bum ♪
♪ Bum-bum ♪
♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪
♪ Sodomy! ♪
♪ You must think it very odd of me ♪
♪ But I enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ You might call the wrath of God on me ♪
♪ But if you tried it then you might agree ♪
♪ That you enjoy the act of sodomy ♪
♪ Sodomy ♪
♪ SODOMY!!! ♪
Trevor...?
Yeah, boss?
I want that fudge packer eliminated!
