Robert I'm Robert.
You may be Robert to your friends but you're fly shit to me! Piss off!
Voiced by Mark Hadlow 
Meet the Feebles (1989) · 35 quotes
Meet the Feebles (1989) · 35 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Meet the Feebles (1989): in 7 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Trevor (4), Lucille (4)
Scenes with Robert
7 scenes Robert Robert I thought you were nice.
I am nice.
Robert No your not, you're loose! And you drink!
No...
Robert You're nothing but a loose lush Lucille and I never want to see you again!
What are you doing here, pincushion?
Robert I was just watching the chowus.
Hey, you're that new boy here, aren't you?
Robert Yes, I am. I just stawted today. I'm Wobewt.
You may be Wobewt to your friends, but you're fly shit to me! Piss off!
Robert Yes siw.
Goddamn prickleback! That Lucille's got a cute tushie. I wouldn't mind giving her a poke with the old pork sword.
Wynard
Trevor, please, I need it, man. I need it.
I told you before, it's coming.
Wynard
Yeah, but... I got the shakes something bad. If I don't get a fix, I won't be able to perform.
Listen, it'll be here, alright? Stop bothering me.
Wynard
I can pay for it.
Thanks froggy. this'll just about cover what you owe me.
Wynard
But that's all I've got!
Well, you'd better find another fifty bucks before six.
Wynard
But that's all I've got!
Madame Udder
Oh, no! No, no. No, help, somebody! No, no!
Masked Masochist
Take that, you bitch!
Madame Udder
I beg you, please, no, stop it!
Masked Masochist
Call me "Sir", slut!
Madame Udder
Ow!
Robert Weave hew awone! You wottew! Awe you aww wight, madam?
Cut!
Madame Udder
Jesus Christ!
You have a nasty habit of sticking your nose in where it's not wanted.
Robert I'm sowwy.
You ruined my take, kid. I never do two takes!
Robert I didn't know it was a fiwm.
Madame Udder
Hurry it up, I'm freezing!
Robert I'm sowwy for intewwupting. I won't distuwb you any wongew.
We'll skip the whipping. Let's move on to the blowjob. Where's the Masked Masochist? Oh, Christ, that's all I need! He's carked! Didn't you realize you were sitting on his face?
Madame Udder
I felt a bit uncomfortable, but I thought it was my hemorrhoids.
What the hell? Maybe I can sell it as a snuff movie.
Madame Udder
Well, you'll have to find a substitute. I don't do self abuse.
No worries, Daisy. I know just the guy.
Here! You stuck it in the wrong way round!
I'm sorry. I didn't know worms had nerves.
Robert Evew since the nightmawe of Vietnam, he's been a hopewess dwug addict. It made me weawize just how wucky I am.
How lucky we both are! I'm so glad we decided to get engaged.
Robert Good wuck fow tonight, Wucy.
Are you nervous?
Robert Just a bit.
Me too.
Robert Actuawwy, I'm tewwibwy newvous. This is my fiwst show.
You'll be wonderful. I know you will.
I hope I'm not interrupting.
I was just dressing for the show.
So I see.
What do you want?
Oh, a moment of your time. We've got something to celebrate.
What's that?
Your new career. Lucille, I'm gonna put you in the movies.
Movies!
I've been watching you for some time. You've got that indefinable something. Star quality!
That's my real ambition, to be in films!
I've got a meaty part for you.
Will I have to audition?
That's what I'm here for.
I feel woozy.
Here, let me loosen your clothes. What beautiful white fur you've got, my dear.
Robert Wuciwwe, you weft this in my woom...
Take a hike! Can't you see that we're busy?
Robert Wuciwwe!
Oh, Jesus!
Robert?
Robert You've been dwinking!
It's OK. I've finished with her anyway. Oh, go for your life, kid. She's a real good ride.
Robert How couwd you do this?
Robert!
Robert Wuciwwe, how couwd you?
No! Robert! Wait!
Robert, we have to talk.
Robert We have nothing to say to each othew.
I want to tell you what happened.
Robert I thought you wewe nice.
I am nice.
Robert No, you'we not. You'we woose! And you dwink!
No!
Robert You'we nothing but a woose wush, Wuciwwe, and I nevew want to see you again!
Robert I don't cawe what you've done, Wuciwwe. I wove you so vewy vewy much, and I want you to mawwy me.
Oh, Robert, I love you too! I was never unfaithful, it was Trevor. He drugged my drink and tried to ravish me.
Robert The diwty wat!
