A scene from Meet the Feebles 1989
F. W.

Kill me if you want to, Harry. It's too late. It won't make any difference. The story's already gone to press.

Harry

You overgrown maggot! You're bluffing!

F. W.

Am I, Harry?

Newspaper Mouse

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Famous Feeble has death row sex disease!

F. W.

Congratulations, you're front-page news.

Newspaper Mouse

Extra, extra! Read all about it! Extra! Extra, extra! Sex disease strikes Feeble fraternity. Thank you, ma'am. Extra, extra! Sex disease... Thank you, sir.

Bletch

Jesus Christ! Do you know anything about this, Trevor?

Trevor

Not a thing, boss.

Bletch

Why couldn't that goddamn bed-hopping bunny keep his member to himself? Who wrote this crap?

Trevor

I got a good idea, boss.

Bletch

Find him!

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Bletch Peter Vere-Jones More Bletch quotes →
H Harry Ross Jolly

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