Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?

Sure, boss. It's the latest fad.

You got a title?

I thought... "Dennis does Daisy".

Nah. That's lousy.

Well, how about... "Anal Antics"?

"Anal Antics"... Not bad. It has a certain ring to it. It will appeal to the intellectuals. Do you think it will do as well as our last release and win us the Hooker Prize? You know, I'm worried about Madame Bovine. We've lost money on her last two pictures.

You want her replaced, boss?

I think the public are tired of big udders. Find someone young and petite.

Sure thing, boss.