Matilda 1996 quotes, page 3

72 quotes · 15 characters
Matilda (1996) poster
Characters
Matilda Mara Wilson · 33 quotes
Trunchbull Pam Ferris · 24 quotes
Harry Wormwood 21 quotes
Zinnia Wormwood 16 quotes
Michael "Mikey" Wormwood Brian Levinson · 15 quotes
Miss Honey Embeth Davidtz · 15 quotes
Narrator Danny DeVito · 14 quotes
Boy 6 quotes
Lavender Kiami Davael · 6 quotes
Amanda Jacqueline Steiger · 5 quotes
Bruce Bogtrotter Jimmy Karz · 5 quotes
Hortensia Kira Spencer Hesser · 5 quotes
FBI Agent Bill 4 quotes
FBI Agent Bob 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Matilda & Miss Honey (14), Matilda & Narrator (13), Matilda & Harry Wormwood (12)

Matilda quotes

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[Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house]

That's where Ms. Trunchbull lives.

Why is there a swing?

A girl I know used to live in that house. [cut to a series of flashbacks] Her life was good and happy. When she was just two years old, her mother died. Her father was a doctor, and he needed someone to look after things at home. So he invited the mother's stepsister to come and live with him. But the girl's aunt was a mean person, who treated the girl very badly.

The Trunchbull.

Yes. And worst of all, when the girl was five, her father died.

How did her father die?

The police decided he killed himself.

Why would he do such a thing?

No one knows. [cut back to present] The end is happier. She found a small cottage. She rented it from this lovely rhubarb farmer for just $50 a month, and she covered it in honeysuckle, and she planted hundreds of wildflowers, and she moved out of her wicked aunt's house, and she finally got her freedom.

WHY are all these women married?! Mrs. D? Mrs. I? You're supposed to be teaching spelling, not poetry!

You… will be put away in a place where not even the crows can land their droppings on you!

[cutting off Harry's hat with scissors]

I still don't see how you glued your hat on, Harry. I mean, I know you say you didn't, but obviously, you did.

[on phone to Harry]

WORMWOOD! You useless used-car salesman scum, I want you around here NOW! With another car! Yes, I know what caveat emptor means, you lowlife liar! I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna burn down your showroom, I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and SHOVE IT UP YOUR BAZOOKA! When I'm finished with you, you're gonna look like ROADKILL! You what?

[the kids giggle as they notice the newt in her glass of water]

What’s funny? Hmm? Well, spit it out! Speak up! I like a joke as well as the next fat person!

[throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown]

Hey, Dip face. Have a marshmallow. Have another marshmallow, Dip face. Dip face!

[to Matilda]

You're a liar and a scoundrel, and your father's a liar and a cheat! You're the most corrupt lowlifes in the history of civilization! Am I wrong? I'm never wrong! In this classroom, in this school, I AM GOD!