Major League 1989 quotes, page 5

Harry Doyle

Just a reminder fans about Die Hard Night coming up here in the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant. [35 years prior.]

Lou Brown

Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever ****in' do it again.

Harry Doyle

Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.

Jake Taylor

Second base... [overthrows second baseman] shit.

Harry Doyle

The post-game show is brought to you by... [searches through his papers] Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.

Harry Doyle

This guy threw at his own kid in a father/son game.

Harry Doyle

Vaughn deals...and Heywood swings and crushes one towards South America. Tomlinson will need a visa to catch this one, it is out of here and there is nothing left but a vapor trail. [extended version] Let's hope we still have diplomatic relations with the country that baby lands in.

Harry Doyle

Vaughn into the windup for his first offering... [ball thrown several feet off the plate] Just a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.

Harry Doyle

Vaughn, a juvenile delinquent in the off-season, in his major league debut.

Harry Doyle

We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a helluva job.

Willie Mays Hayes

We should've got the live chicken.

Harry Doyle

Well, you can close the book on Kellner. [covers microphone with hand and turns to Monty] Thank God!

Lou Brown

Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit.

Harry Doyle

Juuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.

Lou Brown

Alright, Vaughn. They tell us you're a pitcher; you're sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves at this level, son! Understood?