Love Actually 2003 quotes, page 4

89 quotes · 12 characters
Love Actually (2003) poster
Characters
Prime Minister Hugh Grant · 19 quotes
Billy Mack Bill Nighy · 15 quotes
Daniel Liam Neeson · 10 quotes
Jamie Colin Firth · 10 quotes
Colin Frissell Kris Marshall · 9 quotes
Karen Emma Thompson · 9 quotes
Harry Alan Rickman · 6 quotes
Aurelia LĂșcia Moniz · 5 quotes
Mark Andrew Lincoln · 5 quotes
Natalie Martine McCutcheon · 5 quotes
Sarah Laura Linney · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Prime Minister & Natalie (5), Sam & Daniel (5), Jamie & Aurelia (5)

Love Actually quotes

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[Aurelia meets Juliet, Mark, and Peter in the airport]

Jaime's friends are so good looking! He never tells me this. I think now, maybe I make the wrong choice, pick wrong Englishman?

She can't speak English properly, she doesn't know what she's saying.

Annie
[The new Prime Minister has just arrived in Number Ten Downing Street]

Would you like to meet your household staff?

Yes, I would like that very much indeed. Anything to put off actually running the country.

Harris Street old lady
[The Prime Minister is knocking on doors to find Natalie]

Aren't you the Prime Minister?

Yes, in fact, I am. Merry Christmas. Part of the service, now. Trying to get round to everyone by New Year's Eve.

[at his wife's funeral]

Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment. Some of her requests - for instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral - I am confident she expected me to ignore.

[at his wife's funeral]

When she first mentioned what was about to happen, I said, "Over my dead body." And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine..."

[Billy's record makes #1 at Christmas; he gets a phone call]

Hello? Elton! Of course. Of, of course! Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!

[during a radio interview]

... so if you believe in Christmas, children, like your uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record...

[having just sung the words "Love is all around me" instead of "Christmas is all around me" yet again]

Oh! **** wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!

[on being introduced to Terence, the head of the Downing Street staff]

I had an uncle called Terence once. Hated him. Think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.

[to a portrait of Margaret Thatcher]

Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx.

[to Daniel]

Get a grip, people hate sissies. No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.