Most scenes together: Prime Minister & Natalie (5), Sam & Daniel (5), Jamie & Aurelia (5)
Love Actually quotes
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Juliet We've never got friendly. I just wanted to say I hope that can change. I'm nice, I really am, apart from my terrible taste in pie. And it would be great if we could be friends.
Life is full of interruptions and complications.
Mia I'll just be hanging round the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.
I'll give you anything you ask for - as long as it's not something I don't want to give.
Annie Right, I'll just go get my things, and then let's fix the country, shall we?
Yeah, I can't see why not.
Joe Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.
I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.
Joe Right.
And I realized that as dire chance and fateful cockup would have it, here I am, mid 50s, and without knowing it I've gone and spent most of my adult life with a chubby employee. And much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you.
Joe Well, this is a surprise.
Yeah...
Joe Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole.
Nancy the caterer I'm a cook.
Ever do weddings?
Nancy the caterer Yes I do.
They should have asked you to do this one.
Nancy the caterer They did.
God, I wish you hadn't turned it down.
Nancy the caterer I didn't.
I'm not hungry.
Sam... I've done chicken kebabs!
Didn't you see the sign on the door?
Okay...
And I'm afraid there's something really wrong, you know. I mean, clearly it's about his mum, but Christ, he might be injecting heroin into his eyeballs for all I know.
At the age of eleven?
Maybe not his eyeballs, then. Maybe just his veins.
So what's the problem, Sammy-o? Is it just Mum or is it something else? Maybe... school - are you being bullied? Or is it something worse? Can you give me any clues at all?
You really want to know?
I really want to know.
Even though you won't be able to do anything to help?
Even if that's the case, yeah.
OK. The truth is actually... I'm in love.
Sorry?
I know I should be thinking about Mum all the time, and I am. But the truth is I'm in love and I was before she died, and there's nothing I can do about it.
Aren't you a bit young to be in love?
No.
Oh, OK, right. Well, I'm a little relieved.
Why?
Well, you know - I thought it might be something worse.
Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony.
...
Option One: ask her out.
Impossible.
Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend.
She's the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.
Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.
It's a route I've considered.
And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of...
Hygiene.
...
All right, we can definitely crack this. I was a kid once too, remember. Now, it's someone at school?
Yes.
Good, good. And how does she... or he... feel about you?
She doesn't even know my name. And even if she did, she'd despise me. She's the coolest girl in school and everyone worships her because she's heaven.
Hmmm...
You know, Sammy, I'm sure she's unique and extraordinary, but... the general wisdom is that, in the end, there isn't just one person for each of us.
Fair enough.
Dec Billy, I believe you've brought a prize for our competition winners.
Yes I have, Ant or Dec. It's a personalized felt tip pen.