Eleonore This is Aurelia
Ah. Uh, bonjour, Aurelia.
Bonjour.
(speaks broken French)
Eleonore Uh, unfortunately she cannot speak French, just like you.
Prime Minister
Hugh Grant · 19 quotes
Billy Mack
Bill Nighy · 15 quotes
Daniel
Liam Neeson · 10 quotes
Jamie
Colin Firth · 10 quotes
Colin Frissell
Kris Marshall · 9 quotes
Karen
Emma Thompson · 9 quotes
Sam
Thomas Brodie-Sangster · 7 quotes
Harry
Alan Rickman · 6 quotes
Aurelia
Lúcia Moniz · 5 quotes
Mark
Andrew Lincoln · 5 quotes
Natalie
Martine McCutcheon · 5 quotes
Sarah
Laura Linney · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Prime Minister & Natalie (5), Sam & Daniel (5), Jamie & Aurelia (5)
Love Actually quotes
Page 2 of 6 Eleonore Eleonore Right, the Christmas party, not my favourite night of the year and your unhappy job to organise.
Mia Tell me.
It's basic, really. Find a venue, over-order on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole and advise the girls to avoid Kevin if they want their breasts unfondled.
Tell me, exactly, how long it is that you've been working here?
Two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, what, two hours?
And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?
Ahm, two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, an hour and thirty minutes.
I thought as much.
Do you think everybody knows?
Yes.
Do you think Karl knows?
Yes.
Oh that is bad news.
Well I just thought maybe the time had come to do something about it.
Like what?
Invite him out for a drink and then after about twenty minutes casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.
You know that?
Yes. And so does Karl. Think about it. For all our sakes. It's Christmas.
Certainly. Excellent. Will do. Thanks, boss.
[in Portuguese]
Beautiful Aurelia, I've come here with a view of asking you to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person - because I hardly knows you - but sometimes things are so transparency, they don't need evidential proof. And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England.
Sophia Barros
Definitely go for England, girl. You'll meet Prince William - then you can marry him instead.
Mr. Barros
Yes?
I am here to ask your daughter for her hands in marriage.
Mr. Barros
You want to marry my daughter?
Yes.
Mr. Barros
[to someone in the back of the house]
Come here, there is a man at the door. He wants to marry you.
Sophia Barros
[a large and confused women emerges]
But I've never seen him before.
Mr. Barros
Who cares?
Sophia Barros
You're going to sell me to a complete stranger?
Mr. Barros
Sell? Who said 'sell'? I'll pay him.
Pardon me. I'm meaning your other daughter - Aurelia.
Ah, bonjour Eleonore.
Eleonore Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back and this year you bring a lady guest?
Uh, no, there's a change of situation. It's just me.
Eleonore Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
Well, I think you're not surprised.
It's my favorite time of day, driving you.
You learned English?
Just in cases.
John So, what do you reckon to our new Prime Minister, then?
Judy I like him. Can't understand why he's not married, though.
John Oh, you know the type. Married to his job. Either that or gay as a picnic basket.
Judy [to Jack]
All I want for Christmas is you.
Loitering around the jewellery counter, I see!
No. I was just looking around.
Don't worry, my expectations are not that high after 13 years of Mr. "Oh-but-you-always-LOVE-scarves"!
So what's this big news, then?
Daisy [excited]
We've been given our parts in the nativity play. And I'm the lobster.
The lobster?
Daisy Yeah!
In the nativity play?
Daisy [beaming]
Yeah, first lobster.
There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
Daisy Duh.
Tell me, what would you do in my position?
What position is that?
Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace and come Christmas gave it to somebody else...
Oh, Karen...
Would you wait around to find out if it's just a necklace, or if it's sex and a necklace, or if worst of all it's a necklace and love? Would you stay, knowing life would always be a little bit worse? Or would you cut and run?
Oh, God. I am so in the wrong. The classic fool.
[voice breaking]
Yes, but you've also made a fool out of me, and you've made the life I lead foolish too.
Mikey, DJ interviewer
Well. Thanks for that, Bill.
For what?
Mikey, DJ interviewer
Well, for actually giving a real answer to a question. Doesn't often happen here on "Radio Watford" I can tell you.
Ask me anything you like, I'll tell you the truth.
Mikey, DJ interviewer
Uh... best shag you've ever had?
Britney Spears.
Mikey, DJ interviewer
Wow!
No, only kidding. She was rubbish.
[meeting the Prime Minister]
Hello, David. I mean "sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh, and now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "****", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to **** up on the first day. Oh, piss-it!