A scene from Love Actually 2003
Parky

This must be a very exciting moment for you, fighting for the Christmas number one. How's it looking so far?

Billy Mack

Very bad indeed. Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach number one, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.

Parky

Do you mean that?

Billy Mack

Well of course I mean it. Do you want a preview? You old flirt.

Parky

[stands in front of Parky and flashes at him]

That'll never make number one!

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