Parky
This must be a very exciting moment for you, fighting for the Christmas number one. How's it looking so far?
Billy Mack
Very bad indeed. Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach number one, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.
Parky
Do you mean that?
Billy Mack
Well of course I mean it. Do you want a preview? You old flirt.
Parky
[stands in front of Parky and flashes at him]
That'll never make number one!

