Tell me, what would you do in my position?

What position is that?

Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace and come Christmas gave it to somebody else...

Oh, Karen...

Would you wait around to find out if it's just a necklace, or if it's sex and a necklace, or if worst of all it's a necklace and love? Would you stay, knowing life would always be a little bit worse? Or would you cut and run?

Oh, God. I am so in the wrong. The classic fool.

[voice breaking]

Yes, but you've also made a fool out of me, and you've made the life I lead foolish too.