Colin Frissell I'm on Shag Highway heading West.
Played by Kris Marshall 
Love Actually (2003) · 89 quotes
Love Actually (2003) · 89 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Love Actually (2003): in 9 of its 89 quotes
A line from Colin FrissellWatch out America, here comes Colin Frissell! [pauses and turns, holding his hands out as if describing a large fish] ... And he's got a big knob!
More lines from Colin Frissell
6 quotes Colin Frissell Colin Frissell American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.
Colin Frissell I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
Colin Frissell Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
Colin Frissell Try my lovely nuts.
Colin Frissell Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
Scenes with Colin Frissell
2 scenes
Stacey, American Dreamgirl
[points to beer bottle]
How do you say this one?
Colin [in a thick accent]
Uh, Bottle.
Stacey, American Dreamgirl, Jeannie, American Angel, Carol-Anne, American Goddess: [giggling, mimicking accent] BOHT-el!
Jeannie, American Angel
[points to straw]
How 'bout this?
Colin [in a thick accent]
Straw.
Stacey, American Dreamgirl, Jeannie, American Angel, Carol-Anne, American Goddess': [mimicking accent] Strohw!
Carol-Anne, American Goddess
[points to table]
And this?
Colin Table.
Stacey, American Dreamgirl, Jeannie, American Angel, Carol-Anne, American Goddess: [starting to repeat] Tab - Oh, the same. It's the same.
[Colin nods apologetically]
Colin [after insulting the food]
And what do you do Nancy?
Nancy the caterer I'm a cook.
Colin Ever do weddings?
Nancy the caterer Yes I do.
Colin They should have asked you to do this one.
Nancy the caterer They did.
Colin God, I wish you hadn't turned it down.
Nancy the caterer I didn't.
