Billy Mack
I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.
Joe
Right.
Billy Mack
And I realized that as dire chance and fateful cockup would have it, here I am, mid 50s, and without knowing it I've gone and spent most of my adult life with a chubby employee. And much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you.
Joe
[pause]
Well, this is a surprise.
Billy Mack
Yeah...
Joe
Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole.

