Most scenes together: Prime Minister & Natalie (5), Sam & Daniel (5), Jamie & Aurelia (5)
With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls. [shows pictures of beautiful supermodels] But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this [picture of a mummy] Merry Christmas.
No, right. Silence is golden. As the Tremeloes said. Clever guys. Although I think the original version was by, uh, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Great, great, great band. [hums "Silence is Golden"] Oh, shut up.
American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.
Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.
I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
I left Elton John's, where there were a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open, to hang out with you, at Christmas. It's a terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the **** love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.
I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.
I'd like to go to Wandsworth. The dodgy end.
I'm glad it was helpful. Don't go showing it around too much it needs a bit of tweaking. I've got to head out to lunch...early lunch. You can just show yourself out. [pauses] It's a self preservation thing...you see.
I'm on Shag Highway heading West.
Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.
Now let's get pissed and watch porn.
Now which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?
