Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in The Longest Yard (2005): in 4 of its 8 quotes
Most scenes with: Paul Crewe (3), Caretaker (2)
Scenes with Nate Scarborough
4 scenes
Nate Scarborough [Acting on a tip from longtime inmate Skitchy, Caretaker, Paul Crewe and Nate Scarborough infiltrate the prison record room] [accessing main computer]
Hazen has a rating system for every con.
[sees the three-star rating on Big Tony Cobianco's file]
What's three stars?
Nate The more prone to violence that the inmate is, the more stars he gets.
S Skitchy
Five stars is the max.
Let's see how many stars my maniacal ass got. [Nate accesses file and sees Caretaker only had a 0.5 star rating]
Half a star? That's gotta be a mistake. Check it again. Check it again.
You're about as maniacal as a boxful of kittens.
Come on, that's not funny, man. I'm gonna have to stab somebody or something. Get my rep up.
Why don't we have a maniacal pillow fight tonight. That could get it up some.
S Skitchy
[overhears]
Yeah. We can sell it to pay-per-view. Superstar Versus Half-a-Star.
B Battle
[Crewe, Caretaker, and Scarborough meet with Battle in the showers]
Wow, no bullshit? Real football, against the guards?
Nate Scarborough Full contact.
B Battle
Captain Knauer is their quarterback?
B Battle
So I get to...tackle him?
Yeah, you can either tackle him or hit him over the head with that hammer. [Pointing to Battle's crotch.]
B Battle
[Grins]
I want to hurt him, not kill him.
[To Crewe]
Let's get out of here before that thing bites someone.
Okay, we'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.
Nate Scarborough [The team prepares to practice, but see their field is flooded.]
Did it rain last night?
[Under his breath]
Son of a bitch. [Faces team] Okay, guys, the warden is trying to break our spirit. He thinks we're just going to call it day, wait for the field to dry, make up for it tomorrow. You know what, who gives a shit? Three days until game-time, we can handle it. But I'll tell you something else, that old man flooding this field tells me something: the guy is scared. Scared of you; sick, degenerate convicts. And you know what? He should be. Because I got news for you. We're going to win this game.
Nate Scarborough Did he say "win"?
So, what's it going to be? We can either cancel practice today, go back to our cells, wait for tomorrow, or we can prepare for the greatest ass-kicking fiesta in the history of football. I'll leave it to you guys.
S Switowski
[Switowski clothes-lines Durham for a tackle] [Sniffs]
...I think I made him shit himself.
Nate Scarborough I think he just shit himself.
SI Sportswriters in press box
I think he just shit himself.
GT Guards team trainer
[Loading Durham on a cart]
Good lord, this guy shit himself big time.
S Switowski
[Laughs]
See, I told you I made him shit himself!
EM Earl Meggett
[To Durham]
Yo, I'll be sure to send those books to you in the hospital, pimp!
[Laughing]
And some diapers!
Other characters in The Longest Yard
