[Acting on a tip from longtime inmate Skitchy, Caretaker, Paul Crewe and Nate Scarborough infiltrate the prison record room] Nate Scarborough : [accessing main computer] Hazen has a rating system for every con. Paul Crewe : [sees the three-star rating on Big Tony Cobianco's file] What's three stars? Nate : The more prone to violence that the inmate is, the more stars he gets. Skitchy : Five stars is the max. Caretaker : I didn't know that. Skitchy : Yeah. Caretaker : Let's see how many stars my maniacal ass got. [Nate accesses file and sees Caretaker only had a 0.5 star rating] Paul : Wow. Caretaker : Half a star? That's gotta be a mistake. Check it again. Check it again. Paul : You're about as maniacal as a boxful of kittens. Caretaker : Come on, that's not funny, man. I'm gonna have to stab somebody or something. Get my rep up. Paul : Why don't we have a maniacal pillow fight tonight. That could get it up some. Skitchy : [overhears] Yeah. We can sell it to pay-per-view. Superstar Versus Half-a-Star.

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