Deacon quotes from The Longest Yard (2005)

Hey, yo, check out this fake Slim Shady, man.

I knew you couldn't resist my shit. I got the shakes that will make you quake, I got the fries that will cross your eyes, I got the burgers that will... [Crewe shrugs head] I just got burgers.

Paul Crewe

I'm all right. Thank you. Just wanted to talk to you fellas about possibly joining the football team.

Deacon

The only game we'd play with you is "Slap the Point-Shaving White Boy Till He Cries Like a Baby-Back Bitch."

Baby-back bitch, baby-back bitch Baby-back bitch.

Caretaker

That's a big-ass robot.

Paul

Yeah.

Deacon

This better be on the up and up.

Paul Crewe

I guarantee it.

Deacon

Then let's do this shit.

There goes the neighborhood. [team laughs]

...I think I made him shit himself.

Nate Scarborough

I think he just shit himself.

I think he just shit himself.

Good lord, this guy shit himself big time.

See, I told you I made him shit himself!

Yo, I'll be sure to send those books to you in the hospital, pimp!

Deacon

And some diapers!