[Paul approaches some black inmates] Inmate : Hey, yo, check out this fake Slim Shady, man. Cheeseburger Eddy : I knew you couldn't resist my shit. I got the shakes that will make you quake, I got the fries that will cross your eyes, I got the burgers that will... [Crewe shrugs head] I just got burgers. Paul Crewe : I'm all right. Thank you. Just wanted to talk to you fellas about possibly joining the football team. Deacon : The only game we'd play with you is "Slap the Point-Shaving White Boy Till He Cries Like a Baby-Back Bitch." Cheeseburger Eddy : [makes a robot dance as his friends laugh] Baby-back bitch, baby-back bitch Baby-back bitch. Caretaker : That's a big-ass robot. Paul : Yeah.

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