A scene from The Longest Yard 2005
Battle
[Crewe, Caretaker, and Scarborough meet with Battle in the showers]

Wow, no bullshit? Real football, against the guards?

Nate Scarborough

Full contact.

Battle

Captain Knauer is their quarterback?

Caretaker

Yup.

Battle

So I get to...tackle him?

Paul Crewe

Yeah, you can either tackle him or hit him over the head with that hammer. [Pointing to Battle's crotch.]

Battle
[Grins]

I want to hurt him, not kill him.

Caretaker
[To Crewe]

Let's get out of here before that thing bites someone.

Paul

Okay, we'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.

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