Hey, uh, hey, Riggs, who's the, uh, perp? What'd you bust him for?"
Butters Oh, I'm a perp? Oh, you see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp?! Look at my suit! Look at my tie! What do I look like, a ****in' Crip's accountant?! Look at this badge, bitch! Check out the gun!
Okay, okay, hey, hey, put the gun down! Put the gun down!!
Butters License! Registration! Urine sample!
Hey, I got a badge too, okay?! German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids, so don't think you're the only one, okay?! Okay?! Besides, I knew you were a cop, I was just kiddin' with ya! Hey, I can smell a cop a mile away!
Butters Oh, I smell bad, what'chu trying to say?!
Well, stop turning everything around! You're so damn touchy! These guys'll tell ya, we work together, we got a history together! Hey, maybe we'll work together someday! I'm the bomb, they'll tell ya, I'm great!
Butters Yeah, we're gonna work together as soon as I open up a cereal shop, ya ****in' leprechaun!
Hey, I didn't call you any names, ya ****face!!! Don't start that!!
