Murtaugh
I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant, you're gonna be a father!"
No, get going, get... what did you say!?
Murtaugh
You're gonna be a FATHER!!
Scenes with Murtaugh
8 scenesYeah, there's something I'm not supposed to tell you, too.
Murtaugh
What?
Rianne's pregnant, you're gonna be a grandfather!
Murtaugh
Rianne's WHAT?!
Hey, are those little hearts?
Murtaugh
Not now Riggs! Just shoot the damn valve!
Okay! Also, flap your arms and make noises like a bird!
Murtaugh
I'm not gonna flap arms! Why!?
Uncle Benny
Time! Time for Forefathers!
Riggs and Murtaugh
Forefather!"
Uh, Washington? Jefferson? Those guys?
Murtaugh
Roosevelt?
Uncle Benny
I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters!
Murtaugh
"You lucky son of a bitch!
That's a good one Uncle Benny!
Uncle Benny
Not so good! When my wife finds out!
Yeah, I'm sick of these ****ers, Rog. I say we just find 'em and shoot 'em, what do you think?
Murtaugh
Better meet me and Butters on South Spring Street, then.
Yeah? What's going on?
Murtaugh
I found my watch.
Okay, you did say "aft"?
Murtaugh
A-F-T. Aft.
And that's a ****in' word?
Murtaugh
In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo!
Well, why didn't you say that to begin with, ROGER?! I love how these people get around boats and water, and all of a sudden everything becomes ****in' nautical! Astern! Avast, ye landlubbers! Man the bilge pumps! Pump your ****in' ass!!
Your baby is having my baby!
Murtaugh
My baby is having his baby!
"And your baby? Whoa, baby!"
Murtaugh
"Whoa baby my baby!"
Murtaugh
"What you got got in hands there?
Uh-uh...a nut cup? I got some big nuts!
Murtaugh
"T-That's nitro...hmmm....oxide!
It's a laughing gas!
Murtaugh
W-W-We're stoned!