A character in Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)

Leo quotes from Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)

Joe Pesci

Scenes with Leo

3 scenes
Leo

Oooohhhh, my tooth!

Dr. Chen's Receptionist

What's the matter with you, sir?

Leo

What's the matter?! My ass hurts! My tooth! What is this, a dentist's office or a proctologist?!

Leo

Hey, uh, hey, Riggs, who's the, uh, perp? What'd you bust him for?"

Butters

Oh, I'm a perp? Oh, you see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp?! Look at my suit! Look at my tie! What do I look like, a ****in' Crip's accountant?! Look at this badge, bitch! Check out the gun!

Leo

Okay, okay, hey, hey, put the gun down! Put the gun down!!

Butters

License! Registration! Urine sample!

Leo

Hey, I got a badge too, okay?! German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids, so don't think you're the only one, okay?! Okay?! Besides, I knew you were a cop, I was just kiddin' with ya! Hey, I can smell a cop a mile away!

Butters

Oh, I smell bad, what'chu trying to say?!

Leo

Well, stop turning everything around! You're so damn touchy! These guys'll tell ya, we work together, we got a history together! Hey, maybe we'll work together someday! I'm the bomb, they'll tell ya, I'm great!

Butters

Yeah, we're gonna work together as soon as I open up a cereal shop, ya ****in' leprechaun!

Leo

Hey, I didn't call you any names, ya ****face!!! Don't start that!!

Leo

Okay, you did say "aft"?

Murtaugh

A-F-T. Aft.

Leo

And that's a ****in' word?

Murtaugh

In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo!

Leo

Well, why didn't you say that to begin with, ROGER?! I love how these people get around boats and water, and all of a sudden everything becomes ****in' nautical! Astern! Avast, ye landlubbers! Man the bilge pumps! Pump your ****in' ass!!

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