Harry quotes from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

Harry

That's very smart, Marv. We bust out of jail just to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus.

Harry

Hey Marv get over here I got to talk to you

Harry

You want to forget about that petty scarf Marv we got to talk

Harry

We don't have the equipment to call of anything big you know banks or jewelry stores we don't want goods we need cash and we need it now

Harry

Theirs no guarantee I got a better idea stores ain't going to deposit cash on Christmas eve

Harry

ergo what store going to make the most cash on Christmas eve that nobody going to think to rob

Harry

nine year olds rob candy stores Marv this is what I had in mind(shows Marv the ad of Duncan's Toy Chest)

Harry

yep there is nobody dumb enough to rob a toy store on Christmas eve

Harry

It makes you wonder why we wasted so much time breaking-into private homes

Kevin's mother

What kind of idiots do you have working here?

The finest in New York!

Harry

Here we are, Marv. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. [Takes a deep breath] Smell that?

Marv

Yeah.

Harry

Know what that is?

Marv

Fish.

Harry

It's freedom.

Marv

No, it's fish.

Harry

It's freedom, and it's money.

Marv

Ok, Ok, it's freedom.

Harry:

Come on, let's get out of here before someone sees us. [He leaves the truck]

Marv

And it's fish. [He leaves]

Harry

Yeah. We stay around for a while, grab a couple of phony passports and then Hightail it to some foreign country.

Marv

Arizona? [He uses a sticky glove to steal some coins from a Santa Claus' bucket]

Harry

That's very smart, Marv. You bust outta jail to rob fourteen cents from a Santa Claus?

Marv

Every little bit helps. Besides, now we've got our new nickname: We're the Sticky Bandits!

Harry

Real cute.

Harry

Come to papa!

Marv

'Round trip to Miami? What's the matter, kid? Get on the wrong plane, sport?

Harry

Looks like you won't be needing this, kid. (takes ticket out of Kevin's hand and rips it)

Marv

American don't fly to the promise land, little buddy.

Harry

Merry Christmas, Harry!

Marv

Happy Hanukkah, Marv!

Marv

Look at how the tables were turned.

Harry

How do you like the ice, kid? Let's take a little stroll in the park.

Harry

Here we are, Marv. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. [takes a deep breath] Smell that?

Marv

Yeah.

Harry

You know what that is?

Marv

Fish.

Harry

It's freedom.

Marv

No, it's fish.

Harry

It's freedom, and it's money.

Marv

Okay, okay, it's freedom.

Harry

Come on, let's get out of here before somebody sees us. [leaves the truck]

Marv

And it's fish. [follows Harry]

Harry

Yep, one quick score. We get ourselves a couple of phony passports and we hightail it to some foreign country.

Marv

Arizona? [shoves tape-covered hand into a donation kettle to steal some coins]

Harry

That's very smart, Marv. You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents from a Santy Claus?

Marv

Every little bit helps. Besides, now we got our new nickname. We're the Sticky Bandits!

Harry

Real cute. Very cute.

Marv

Huh?

Harry

Come to Papa!

Marv

Ha! Round trip to Miami. What's the matter, get on the wrong plane, Squirt?

Harry

Looks like you won't be needin' this, kid. [tears it up]

Marv

American don't fly to the Promised Land, Little Buddy. [they hustle him away]

Harry

Come on. We spent nine months in jail, thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. We were wrong, little buddy.

Marv

We busted out of the clink and we're doing fine. We're gonna be doing even better, because we're not robbing houses anymore. [Harry chuckles] Now we're robbing toy stores.

Marv

At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. Five floors of cash. Then after that, we get a couple of phony passports, then it's off to Rio...

Harry

Marv? Marv?

Marv

Huh?

Harry

You want to shut up?

Marv

What's the difference? He's not gonna talk to anybody. Except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker.

Harry

Let's just get him to the subway tunnel. I'll feel a lot better once we get him on ice. [to Kevin] I've got a gun in my pocket. You open your mouth, and you'll be spitting gum out through your forehead.

Marv

Well, hello. [she punches him in the face and he falls over]

Kevin

He did it!

Harry

Did what? [she punches Harry, too]

Kevin

Thanks!

Harry

Go get him!

Marv

He went in the park.

Harry

What are you doing, flirting?!

Marv

Over there!

Boy

Don't!

Girl

Give it!

Marv

Hey, Harry. I got him.

Harry

Let me see! That ain't him! Put him down, that ain't him! We should've shot him while we had the chance. I'd hate pulling a job, knowing that little creep is on the loose.

Marv

What else can he do? He's a kid. Kids are helpless.

Harry

Not this kid.

Marv

But this time he doesn't have a house full of dangerous goodies to get us with. He's in the park. He's all alone. Kids are scared of the park.

Harry

Yeah, grown men come in the park and don't ever leave alive. Good luck, little fella.

Marv

Where'd he go?!

Kevin

I'm up here! Come and get me! [takes a picture of them]

Marv

Let's kill!

Harry

Hold on, Pea-Brain. We got busted last time because we underestimated that little bundle of misery.

Marv

This ain't like the last time. This ain't his house. The kid's runnin' scared. He ain't got a plan.

Harry

May I do the thinking, please? [Marv gestures "go ahead"] Thank you. [calls up to Kevin] Sonny!

Kevin

Yes?

Harry

Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. Knockin' off a youngster ain't gonna mean all that much to me. Understand?

Kevin

Mmm-hmm.

Harry

But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal wit'cha. You throw down your camera, and we won't hurt ya. You'll never hear from us again. Okay?

Kevin

You promise?

Harry

I cross my heart and hope to die.

Kevin

Okay!

Harry

Okay, kid. Give it to me! [Kevin throws the brick, hitting Marv on the forehead]

Marv

Oh! [falls down]

Kevin

Direct hit!

Harry

You better say every prayer you ever heard before, kid!

Marv

I hope your parents got ya a tombstone for Christmas! Where'd he go?!

Kevin

I'm up here, and I'm very scared.

Marv

Harry? You wearing aftershave?

Harry

That's not aftershave, that's kerosene. The rope is soaked in it.

Marv

Now, why would anybody soak a rope in kerosene?

Kevin

Merry Christmas. [sets the rope on fire]

Harry

GO UP! [Marv screams in horror]

Marv

My, how the tables have turned.

Harry

How do you like the ice, kid? [he and Marv laugh, pick up Kevin and force him to walk beside them] Let's go for a little stroll in the park. Give me that bag. Give me it! Hey, these'll look great in the photo album.

Marv

You may have won the battle, Little Dude, but you've lost the war.

Harry

You ought not have messed with us, pal. We're dangerous. [pulls his varnish-covered revolver out of his pocket]

Marv

Harry?

Harry

Shut up.

Marv

Harry.

Harry

Shut up! I wanna enjoy this.

Marv

Something's wrong. Let's get out of here.

Harry

Shut up, I said! [still pointing revolver at Kevin] I never made it to the sixth grade, kid, and it doesn't look like you're gonna either.

Pigeon Lady

Let him go! [Harry and Marv look at her] KEVIN, RUN! [Kevin runs away]

Marv

Shoot her! Shoot her! SHOOT HER!

Harry

I'M TRYING TO SHOOT HER!

Oh, my God!

All right, let's go.

On your feet.

Harry

Take it easy.

You guys should have started earlier. The prisoners have already exchanged gifts.

Marv

We missed the presents? He made us hide out in a toy store so we could steal all of the kid's charity money.

Harry

Shut up, Marv!

Marv

AAAH!

Harry

Got the right to remain silent, ya know?

Marv

He's a little cranky. We just broke out of prison a few days ago.

Harry

SHUT UP, MARV!!! Geez!

Get 'em out of here.

All right, let's go.

Marv

Remember, if this makes the papers, we're no longer the Wet Bandits! We're the Sticky Bandits! Ow! That's Sticky! That's S...

Harry

Shut it!

Marv

T, uh...

Harry

I.

Marv

I...