A scene from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 1992
Harry

[Kevin, fleeing the hotel, is caught by Harry and Marv]

Come to Papa!

Marv

[grabs Kevin's plane ticket]

Ha! Round trip to Miami. What's the matter, get on the wrong plane, Squirt?

Harry

Looks like you won't be needin' this, kid. [tears it up]

Marv

American don't fly to the Promised Land, Little Buddy. [they hustle him away]

Harry

Come on. We spent nine months in jail, thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. We were wrong, little buddy.

Marv

We busted out of the clink and we're doing fine. We're gonna be doing even better, because we're not robbing houses anymore. [Harry chuckles] Now we're robbing toy stores.

Marv

[Kevin surreptitiously switches on the Talkboy in his pocket to record the conversation]

At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. Five floors of cash. Then after that, we get a couple of phony passports, then it's off to Rio...

Harry

Marv? Marv?

Marv

Huh?

Harry

You want to shut up?

Marv

What's the difference? He's not gonna talk to anybody. Except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker.

Harry

Let's just get him to the subway tunnel. I'll feel a lot better once we get him on ice. [to Kevin] I've got a gun in my pocket. You open your mouth, and you'll be spitting gum out through your forehead.

Marv

[trying to be suave again]

Well, hello. [she punches him in the face and he falls over]

Kevin

[indicating Harry]

He did it!

Harry

Did what? [she punches Harry, too]

Kevin

Thanks!

Harry

Go get him!

Marv

He went in the park.

Harry

What are you doing, flirting?!

Marv

Over there!

Boy

Don't!

Girl

Give it!

Marv

Hey, Harry. I got him.

Harry

Let me see! That ain't him! Put him down, that ain't him! We should've shot him while we had the chance. I'd hate pulling a job, knowing that little creep is on the loose.

Marv

What else can he do? He's a kid. Kids are helpless.

Harry

Not this kid.

Marv

But this time he doesn't have a house full of dangerous goodies to get us with. He's in the park. He's all alone. Kids are scared of the park.

Harry

Yeah, grown men come in the park and don't ever leave alive. Good luck, little fella.

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