A character in I Spy (2002)

Kelly Robinson quotes from I Spy (2002)

Eddie Murphy
A line from Kelly Robinson [To Alex]

Let me show you something a little Kelly Robinson style. Hold on, here we go!

More lines from Kelly Robinson

4 quotes
Kelly Robinson
[To Alex]

Hey, come on now. Hey, come on now. Let me at least see the goods.

Kelly Robinson
[High on gas fumes in the sewers of Budapest, tearing up, to Alex]

We twins.

Kelly Robinson

Hey, I can see you, and me, and you, and... oh, I like this!

Scenes with Kelly Robinson

12 scenes
Rachel

I'm with B.N.S.

Kelly Robinson

Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?

Kelly Robinson

Hey, what's this? It looks like a sock.

Alexander Scott

It's a secret spy mask, put it on.

Kelly Robinson
[He puts it on]

Hey man, this is a sock!

Kelly Robinson

Kelly Robinson.

Alexander Scott

Are you going to be referring to yourself in the third person, the whole time? Because that can get a little irritating.

Kelly Robinson
[they're running away after a mission gone wrong because of Kelly]

You know, I was born semi-pyschic, and I had a bad hunch something was gonna happen in that room.

Alexander Scott

Then, why did you go into the room?

Kelly Robinson

I'm only semi-pyschic! I ain't Miss Cleo!

Hungarian Cop
[In Hungarian]

Hands up! What's going on here?

Alexander Scott
[In Hungurian about Kelly]

The black guy! The black guy mugged me!

Hungarian Cop
[Tells Kelly in Hungarian to put his hands up]
Kelly Robinson

I'd like to file a complaint! Wait! [Being put into handcuffs] Why am I being arrested? Why am I the only one getting arrested? This is bullshit! He kicked me, too! He kicked me in my nuts! [Being put into police van] Why am I getting arrested if I got kicked in my nuts! How come you just arresting the black man?! My nuts was kicked!

Kelly Robinson

Hey, what's in that bag.

Alexander Scott

Spy stuff.

Kelly Robinson

I put this in my eye?

Alexander Scott

I got the camera in my eye.

Alexander Scott

Did you see that? That was a big explosion.

Kelly Robinson

Damn!

Kelly Robinson
[After jumping from a building onto a catering tent to escape from bad guys]

Hey! That wasn't so bad!

Alexander Scott

Yeah! Are your legs numb?

Kelly Robinson

He's a bad guy, right?

Alexander Scott

I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much I lost track.

Kelly Robinson

What you doing hanging from the ceiling like that? What you doing?

Alexander Scott

No, don't walk in here.

Kelly Robinson

Let me tell you something man, you ain't gonna be telling me what to do all the time. I'm Kelly Robinson, don't talk to me like that. [Walks into a infra red security system] Oh, shit.

Alexander Scott

Oh, my gosh.

Kelly Robinson

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

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