Did you see that? That was a big explosion.
Damn!
Alexander Scott
Owen Wilson · 21 quotes
Kelly Robinson
Eddie Murphy · 17 quotes
Rachel
Famke Janssen · 4 quotes
Vegas Ring Announcer
Jimmy Lennon Jr. · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Alexander Scott & Kelly Robinson (11)
I Spy quotes
Page 1 of 2Is this my stuff?
BNS Equipment Technician
Oh, easy. This is Carlos' stuff. This is yours.
Where's my monofilament phone descender? And I didn't get one of these exploding pagers. I don't see one of those.
BNS Equipment Technician
You got the micro GPS.
Micro?
BNS Equipment Technician
This is your spy-cam.
This is Carlos' spy-cam, and this is my spy-cam? Look at the size of this thing! Size matters. But in the spy world, it's reversed. You want people to say, "Look how small and sexy and sleek this is." Not "How huge this is! Look at what he pulled out of his pants. It's huge!"
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Carlos
You called, Edna? You are a vision as always. Ah, Hello, Alex.
Hi, Carlos. How was Cuba?
Carlos
Es... adequate.
Hungarian Cop
[In Hungarian]
Hands up! What's going on here?
Hungarian Cop
[Tells Kelly in Hungarian to put his hands up]
I'd like to file a complaint! Wait! [Being put into handcuffs] Why am I being arrested? Why am I the only one getting arrested? This is bullshit! He kicked me, too! He kicked me in my nuts! [Being put into police van] Why am I getting arrested if I got kicked in my nuts! How come you just arresting the black man?! My nuts was kicked!
He's a bad guy, right?
I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much I lost track.
Hey, what's in that bag.
Spy stuff.
Hey, what's this? It looks like a sock.
It's a secret spy mask, put it on.
I put this in my eye?
I got the camera in my eye.
Kelly Robinson.
Are you going to be referring to yourself in the third person, the whole time? Because that can get a little irritating.
What you doing hanging from the ceiling like that? What you doing?
No, don't walk in here.
Let me tell you something man, you ain't gonna be telling me what to do all the time. I'm Kelly Robinson, don't talk to me like that. [Walks into a infra red security system] Oh, shit.
[After jumping from a building onto a catering tent to escape from bad guys]
Hey! That wasn't so bad!
Yeah! Are your legs numb?
[they're running away after a mission gone wrong because of Kelly]
You know, I was born semi-pyschic, and I had a bad hunch something was gonna happen in that room.
Then, why did you go into the room?
I'm only semi-pyschic! I ain't Miss Cleo!
I'm with B.N.S.
Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?
There's one thing that will always make a man talk.
Cutting... my belt?