Must have hit the sign at some speed. Took the whole top off.
I've had my top off in this lay-by. Ha ha!
PC Bob Walker
Tits.
Most likely lost control here, left the road there, and ended up... here.
In 4 of the 111 quotes from Hot Fuzz (2007)
Most scenes with: PC Doris Thatcher (3), Danny Butterman (2), Sergeant Tony Fisher (2)
Scenes with PC Bob Walker
4 scenesI told him several times that you shouldn't eat late at night.
I don't know. Quite like a little midnight gobble. Ha ha!
PC Bob Walker
****.
Do you really think this is murder?
I just don't think we should rule it out, that's all.
PC Bob Walker
[walking past them with Saxon the police dog]
I think you're talkin' a load of ol' shit.
He thinks you're talkin' a load of of shit.
Mary Porter
Roy, somebody call the police!
FREEZE! [the entire Sandford Police force storm into the pub] Officers, arrest this man. Danny, step away from the sergeant.
No, Dad.
Danny, you will do as you're told.
I'm not taking orders from you anymore!
Wait, wait! You can arrest us if you like, you can throw us in prison and go back to being blind, submissive slaves...or you can be real police officers and help us bring an end to this absurd story!
Have you ever wondered why the crime rate in Sandford is so low, and yet the accident rate is so high?
No. Yeah. What?
You've been brainwashed, Tony. Brainwashed into naivety by an old man with a murderous obsession!
This is ridiculous!
No it's not, Dad. It's all very un-ridiculous, and it's only now that I'm starting to realize how un-ridiculous it all is!
SILENCE, DANNY! Think of your mother.
Mum is dead, Dad. And for the first time in my life, you know, I'm glad. If she could see what you've become, I think she'd probably kill herself all over again.
Sorry, I am completely lost.
Sandford is a lie, Doris! For the last twenty years, the village has been controlled by Frank and the NWA. They've lulled everyone into thinking this is a perfect village and killed anyone who's threatened to change that. [long pause]
PC Bob Walker
I reckon he's got something there now.
He says he reckons you've got something there.
I know.
You're not seriously going to believe this man, are you? ARE YOU?! HE ISN'T EVEN FROM ROUND HERE!
Maybe...it's time to give it up, sir.
[furious]
YOU INCOMPOTENT FLAT-FOOTS! [Frank shoots down the chandelier, using the confusion to make his escape]
Officer Walker, stay here with Saxon and hold everything down.
PC Bob Walker
Fair Enough
Officers, let's go!
What about Dad?
He'll come around again. Want anything from the shop?
Other characters in Hot Fuzz
Nicholas Angel
Simon Pegg
Danny Butterman
Nick Frost
Simon Skinner
Timothy Dalton
Inspector Frank Butterman
Jim Broadbent
DC Andy Cartwright
Rafe Spall
Sergeant Tony Fisher
Kevin Eldon
DS Andy Wainwright
Paddy Considine
Joyce Cooper
Billie Whitelaw
Met Sergeant
Martin Freeman
PC Doris Thatcher
Olivia Colman
Sgt. Turner
Bill Bailey
Reverend Phillip Shooter
Dr. Robin Hatcher
Stuart Wilson