Heathers quotes

79 total quotes

Heather Chandler
Heather Duke
J.D.
Multiple Characters
Veronica Sawyer

View Quote Heather McNamara: Suicide is a private thing.
Veronica: You're throwing your life away to become a statistic on U. S. ****ing A. Today; that's about the least private thing I can think of.

View Quote Heather McNamara: God, aren't they fed yet? Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?
Veronica: Oh, sure. Pilgrims, Indians... Tator Tots. It's a real party continent.

View Quote What is your damage, Heather?

View Quote Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! God! I sound like a ****ing psycho.

View Quote I like it. It's got that it's-a-cruel-world-let's-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.

View Quote Pete: [praying next to Heather Chandler's coffin] Dear Lord, please make sure this never happens to me because I don't think I could handle suicide. Fast, early acceptance into an Ivy League school and please let it be Harvard. Amen.

View Quote Veronica: All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits.
Veronica's Dad: I don't patronize bunny rabbits.

View Quote Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell.
Veronica: Yeah? I just got back.

View Quote The extreme always seems to make an impression.

View Quote Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party.

View Quote Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie.

View Quote Veronica's Dad: Will someone tell me why I smoke these damn things?
Veronica: Because you're an idiot.
Veronica's Dad: Oh yeah, that's it.

View Quote I say we just grow up, be adults and die.

View Quote J.D.: Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?
Veronica: No, I'm a Veronica.... Sawyer.

View Quote Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.