All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits.
I don't patronize bunny rabbits.
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Veronica Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Heather Duke Because I can be.
J.D. Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf?
Veronica I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open, making it look like suicide.
J.D. Ah, now you're talking. I can be up for that. I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean.
Veronica You can't use that knife. That knife is filthy.
J.D. What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils?
Veronica Excuse me, I think I know Heather a little bit better than you do. If she were going to slit her wrists, the knife would be spotless.
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