Heathers quotes

79 total quotes

Heather Chandler
Heather Duke
J.D.
Multiple Characters
Veronica Sawyer

View Quote Nothing can stop JD, not the FBI, the CIA or the PTA.

View Quote This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

View Quote You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.

View Quote Student: Did You Hear? School's canceled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact.
Heather Duke: No way!
Student: Way!

View Quote I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.

View Quote Veronica: Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there.
Heather McNamara: Yeah, where's your urge to purge?
Heather Duke: **** it.

View Quote Veronica: Hey, Martha. My date for the prom kinda flaked out on me. I was wondering, If you weren't doing anything that night, maybe we could rent some new releases and pop some popcorn.
Martha 'Dumptruck' Dunnstock: I'd like that.
Veronica: Yeah. Me too.

View Quote You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.

View Quote Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.

View Quote What's the up-chuck factor on that?

View Quote Veronica: You can't use that knife. That knife is filthy.
J.D.: What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils?
Veronica: Excuse me, I think I know Heather a little bit better than you do. If she were going to slit her wrists, the knife would be spotless.

View Quote Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87.

View Quote **** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

View Quote Corn...nuts!

View Quote They all want me as a friend or a ****. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.