Will someone tell me why I smoke these damn things?
Because you're an idiot.
Oh yeah, that's it.
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Veronica I just killed my best friend.
J.D. And your worst enemy.
Veronica Same difference.
Heather McNamara Suicide is a private thing.
Veronica You're throwing your life away to become a statistic on U. S. **** A. Today; that's about the least private thing I can think of.
Veronica If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?
Heather McNamara Probably.
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