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Lieutenant Hauk quotes

View Quote You know, it wouldn't kill you people to salute me once in a while.
View Quote I understand you're pretty funny as a DJ, and, well comedy is a kind of hobby of mine. Well, actually, it's a little more than just a hobby. Reader's Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes.
View Quote [To Adrian] You are not funny. But you are a maniac, and you'd better start changing your life.
View Quote [About Adrian] Sir, the man is a walking keg of dynamite.
View Quote And as far as polkas, they are a much maligned musical taste.
View Quote Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.
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